GUUURL, you better brace yourself for quite the string of mediocrities. It’s high summer and good celebrity style has left the building. These aren’t fashion leftovers, they’re fashion scrapings.
Okay, fine. We’re being dramatic. One or two of them are okay. The rest are boring as hell.
Amy Poehler in Max Mara
Okay, fine. We still love you, Amy.
Enh. It’s not our favorite look in the world. The dress is okay, but it’s way too church-clothes for us. And the matchy accessories don’t help.
Ciara in Giambattista Valli Couture
Yeah, no. We’re all for major drama on the red carpet, but crop tops shouldn’t have trains, let alone feathers.
It would be cute if it wasn’t white. As it is, it looks like a glorified hospital gown or dentist’s smock.
Minimal effort. How underwhelming.
Elizabeth Debicki in Max Mara
That’s gotta be on backwards, right?
Issa Rae in Max Mara
Again, this is almost chic, but it looks too much like a lab coat. Is this a trend or something?
What a great color story for him. A perfectly summer casual chic menswear look, down to the loafers.
That jacket doesn’t go with those pants at all.
He only has one outfit.
Somehow, she’s making those pants work. Hate the bottom of that top, though.
This dress appears to be very confused.
Mandy Moore in Galvan
The hem is terrible and the black pumps are totally wrong with this dress. Also: Girl, that is not your eyeshadow color.
We almost thought this was normal for a second. We should have realized. That’s a half-pant, half-skirt unholy hybrid.
Marsai Martin in Prada
A cute dress with extremely unfortunate feather placement. Also, we hate the way black pumps are being used lately. They really don’t go with everything.
Selena Gomez in Celine
That’s just straight-up unflattering.
Vanessa Hudgens in Vera Wang
It’s a lace skirt over pants. We’re feeling very attacked right now.
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