Eva Longoria in Atelier Zuhra at the Kering Women In Motion Dinner

Posted on May 21, 2019

Miss Eva is something of a mayoress of the celebrity world and you’ll always find her working major red carpet scenes like Cannes every year. We, for our parts, being bitchy fashion bloggers, have rarely found her style efforts to be worth highlighting because, well, they’re always somewhat generic. No tea, no shade, girl!

Fine. All tea, all shade. Even so, we feel like this could be a moment of growth and learning for Miss Eva. Because it turns out…



If you show up to a celebrity party dressed like you’re the queen of a race of alien space lizards, bitchy fashion bloggers like us are gonna take to that shit like a drug. This is hideous, of course. But we salute her commitment to giving us all something to talk about. We’d make a formal critique if we could, but there’s no edit, no styling choice, no slight zhuzh or piece of jewelry that’s going to make this anything less than tacky/awful. But good for you, Miss Woman. You really went for it.





Style Credits:
– Atelier Zuhra Dress from the Fall 2019 Collection
– Olgana ‘Amazone’ Sandals

Styled by Charlene Roxborough Konsker | Hair by Ricardo Rojas | Makeup by Patrick Ta | Nails by Kimmie Kyees

[Photo Credit: INSTARIMages, vogue.me]

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