David Tennant, Jon Hamm and Michael Sheen at the “Good Omens” London Screening

Posted on May 29, 2019

And now, a bunch of pretty men making bizarrely questionable style choices. Gentlemen, you’re all on low difficulty settings. None of this should be difficult for any of you.

Please note: the authors of this post are well aware that several of you will not be listening to any fashion critiques because you’ll be too busy fanning and touching yourself.

 

 

David Tennant

David, unless the internet has lied to us (which is practically UNBELIEVABLE), you are not freakishly tall. Therefore, the fact of your too-long pants paired with your too-short jacket is puzzling and distressing to us. If, however, you’ve gone through some sort of middle-aged growth spurt in the past hour or so, then we rescind our commentary.

 

 

Jon Hamm

Hamm, your suit is too tight and if you’re not literally free-balling it, then you have, at the very least, failed to secure the situation. Put that penis away, sir.

 

 

Michael Sheen

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Sorry, was that harsh? We take it back. What in GOD’S NAME is wrong with you, sir? Everything we’re looking at here is bad and every bit of it, from the hair down to the elephant-leg pants, was a CHOICE. Why did you make yourself look like a children’s book illustration?

 

 

 

 

We expect vigorous pushback from the book’s fans on this matter, but absolutely nothing about this sets us on fire.

 

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