When Miss Thirsty married Mr. Tryhard and sold the story to the press like two royal houses uniting a broken empire, we honestly thought we were going to be treated to a press parade of attention-seeking fashion struts in slightly ridiculous outfits. In other words, this sort of thing:
But to our surprise, The Thirsty-Tryhards haven’t been all that obnoxious post-nuptials. Looking at the above collection of fashion WTFery, we have to say we’re a bit disappointed. Not in the outfit, because it’s silly and what we’ve come to expect. No, we’re sad because they each should be out every single day wearing silly items that guarantee picture-taking. Why, we’d never run out of things to talk about.
To be fair and somewhat serious for a moment, the coat, boots and bag are all really nice. The turtleneck looks a little cheap and the jeans are an utter horror show that need to be burned and then the ground salted so that nothing cursed can ever grow there again.
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