Jake Gyllenhaal, Sweater Model, at the Sundance Film Festival

Posted on January 29, 2019

Let’s take a short break from all the SAG Awards gownery and finery to ogle a cute man in a questionable sweater, shall we?


Done right, Sundance style offers an opportunity for celebrities to snag sweaters, boots and outerwear galore to model throughout the week. We don’t know where Jake got this thing, which is kind of hideous, frankly. But we’re a little pleasantly surprised by it because we wouldn’t have figured him for the type to sport something as showy as this.

We keep trying to find something nice to say about it, but it looks like it was knitted by a colorblind 5-year-old. He’s cute, and that almost fools you into thinking his sweater is, but we are hardened professional homosexuals and can’t be swayed by his thick hair and soulful cow eyes. That thing looks like a series of mistakes.



[Photo Credit: INSTARImages]

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