Darling, we still have a smattering of unjudged stars from this past weekend’s celebrity festivities. They might have escaped our judgment, but unfortunately for them, no one else is wearing anything of interest today. Let’s roll up our judging sleeves and get to it, shall we?
Aja Naomi King in Nadya Dzyak
She looks like she’s being attacked by jellyfish. What a silly dress.
We are all for his brand of Non-binary Chic on the red carpet, but this honestly looks like he borrowed it from Nancy Pelosi. And those shoes don’t go with it at all.
Darren Criss in DSquared2
Serving “Johnny Depp in Cry-Baby” realness. Can’t say we disapprove.
Lady, we love you, but you look like you’re picking up an award at a Mary Kay sales convention.
Henry Golding in Versace
We love that he chose it and we can say that he’s making it work – but just parely. That’s a very wallpaper-y print.
Jameela Jamil in Monique Lhuillier
Cute, but we can’t say the shoes strike us as the right choice. The pop of color is fine, but the bows (or whatever they are) are too distracting.
As always, pretty but a little dull.
Laverne Cox in Zhivago
She looks spectacular in it but we are so damn tired of semi-imaginary dresses.
Patricia Clarkson in Michael Kors Collection
Great color. Love the sparkle and swing of the skirt. Not feeling the bell sleeves, which feel too retro.
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