Okay, fine. Part of the headline is made up. But the IMPORTANT part of this post, the judging-the-clothes part, remains for your entertainment. Also, feel free to peg any fantasy imagery you’d like to the following. Personally, we’re getting a “Thurston Howell V dating Blanche Deveraux’s grandson” feel, but that’s not necessarily a bad thing.
Hmm. It’s pretty much a no all around on the style choices here. The stuffiness of Armie’s look is overbearing, and that turtleneck looks more appropriate for skiing than wearing with a suit. As for Timothee, as much as we want to love the bold colors and unusual graphic quality of the shirt, pairing it with such a plain black suit takes away a lot of its impact. It looks like a swatch of really nice wallpaper. Sorry, boys. Feel free to kiss to make up for it.
Timothée Chalamet: Louis Vuitton Ensemble
Armie Hammer: Calvin Klein Ensemble
Styled by Ilaria Urbinati
[Photo Credit: INSTARImages]