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Here he is, folks. Your official Jason Momao Fashion Doll. Comes with exactly one outfit. No others will be offered.
Look, we’d say “Don’t ever change, Jason,” but that would be kind of pointless since he clearly has no intention to. We don’t mind this look at all since it’s so on brand for him. It’s not like he showed up at the Met Gala in this getup. Personally, we think you can do this sort of thing in a slightly more upscale way without sacrificing the “realness” of it (for lack of a better word). It’s not like the man doesn’t think about style or make any efforts toward achieving it. He’s got a brass chain hanging off his belt and an entire tablecloth hanging out of his ass. If he’s willing to do all that, we think a Gucci moto isn’t out of the question.
In other news, early screening responses are full of praise, calling this one great, imaginative fun. Between the success of Wonder Woman and the potential critical success of Aquaman, it would seem pretty clear that DC needs to retire the idea of any Superman or Batman films for the next half-decade and focus on their B-List, who are full of potential due to being largely ignored for decades. Bring on Shazam!
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