Steel your nerves and gird your loins, darlings. We’re about to hit the mother lode of ugly. And in case you haven’t been keeping up on this, the most important of all year-end lists, then we urge to check parts one, two and three, so you’ll be up to date on the cultural event of the season.
5. Lupita Nyong’o in Prada
Lupita Nyong’o at the 2014 Met Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City in Prada.
Miss Lupita, you are many wonderful things, but Tinker Bell, you are not. It’s nice to know you make mistakes, though. Makes you more relatable – or as relatable as one can be wearing an entire craft store on you.
We look at these pics and all we hear is clicking and clacking.
4. Kim Kardashian in Yiqing Yin
Kim Kardashian at Cassandra Huysentruyt Grey’s Artist In Residence Donald Robertson event in Los Angeles, California in Yiqing Yin.
Because now we know that nipple white-out is a thing.
3. Lena Dunham in Giambattista Valli Couture
Lena Dunham at the 2014 Primetime Emmy Awards held at Nokia Theater L.A. Live in Los Angeles, California in Giambattista Valli couture.
It took several hours, as horrified bystanders watched silently, but Lena was eventually entirely consumed by the creature. No one present ever forgot her frantic screams or the sounds the creature made while digesting her.
2. Jennifer Hudson in Alexandre Vauthier
Jennifer Hudson at the “Turn It Up For Change” Ball Benefiting LGBT Equality at W Union Square in New York City in Alexandre Vauthier.
Go home, Jennifer. You’re crazy.
1. Shailene Woodley
Shailene Woodley attends Summit Entertainment and All It Takes private Screening of “Divergent” at Muvico Theaters Thousand Oaks in Thousand Oaks, California.
If the people who sell the popcorn at the theater would be fired for wearing what you’re wearing to your screening, then you’re being kind of an asshole movie star, Shailene. Put your big girl pants on. And a pair of shoes, you savage.
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