This is one of those outfits that requires a story, don’t you think? At the very least, it requires an explanation. Possibly an apology.
But let’s put on our creativity caps and see what we’ve got here.
Okay… we’re working now; getting those creative juices flowing … drinking it all in. Breathe with us. Close your eyes and let it come to you.
We’re getting ……recently singled dance school teacher on recital night, hoping the divorced dads in the audience will find her extra-jazzy outfit enticing.
No, wait. We’re getting … closeted lesbian in 1983…
… plucky, wannabe Broadway Baby, working as a bartender at one of those places that force the wait staff to sing at you.
… sassy homicide detective…
… brave little tomboy, born without a waist…
…sparkly Jehovah’s Witness!
Okay, your turn.
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