Line up, also-rans. It’s time for the driveby assessments you deserve.
Y’know? She had us until we got to the fucked-up skirt and witch shoes. The top half is working this totally 21stC desert goddess vibe and the bottom half just doesn’t live up to it. Get your Cleopatra on, girl. Gold gladiator sandals and an armband or two, we say. If you’re gonna go there, go there.
She looks like she’s modeling a new fabric line at a craft show.
Look at these two, being all low-key and tasteful. What the hell’s THAT all about?
HOW? How does anyone put this on, look in the mirror and say, “Yep! I am ready to pose for pictures to be seen by THOUSANDS!”
Marion, we love you, but those are some fucked up shoes, girl.
This is a smart/cute look that’s perfect for the event. We wish she’d chosen a muted pop of color for the shoe, though.
We don’t get this chick at all. She always seems like such a throwback. This is giving us “sexy Gabor sister.”
Miss Lisa, we can’t wait for your show to return, but that is one weird-looking dress.
All the love.
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