Friday Leftovers

Posted on November 07, 2014

Line up, also-rans. It’s time for the driveby assessments you deserve.

 

Zoe Kravitz in Christian Dior
Friday-Leftivers-Red-Carpet-Fashion-Rundown-1172014-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Zoe Kravitz at the Guggenheim International Gala Dinner in New York City in Christian Dior.

Y’know? She had us until we got to the fucked-up skirt and witch shoes. The top half is working this totally 21stC desert goddess vibe and the bottom half just doesn’t live up to it. Get your Cleopatra on, girl. Gold gladiator sandals and an armband or two, we say. If you’re gonna go there, go there.

 

 

Katie Lowes in Tibi
Friday-Leftivers-Red-Carpet-Fashion-Rundown-1172014-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (2)Katie Lowes at the premiere of “Big Hero 6” at the El Capitan Theatre in Hollywood, California in Tibi.

 

She looks like she’s modeling a new fabric line at a craft show.

 

 

Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves
Friday-Leftivers-Red-Carpet-Fashion-Rundown-1172014-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (3)Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves at the premiere of “Interstellar” at Le Grand Rex in Paris, France.

 

Look at these two, being all low-key and tasteful. What the hell’s THAT all about?

 

Maya Rudolph
Friday-Leftivers-Red-Carpet-Fashion-Rundown-1172014-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (4)Maya Rudolph at the premiere of “Big Hero 6” at the El Capitan Theatre in Hollywood, California.

 

HOW? How does anyone put this on, look in the mirror and say, “Yep! I am ready to pose for pictures to be seen by THOUSANDS!”

 

 

Marion Cotillard in Christian Dior
Friday-Leftivers-Red-Carpet-Fashion-Rundown-1172014-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (5)Marion Cotillard at the Guggenheim International Gala Dinner in New York City in Christian Dior.

 

Marion, we love you, but those are some fucked up shoes, girl.

 

Aubrey Plaza in Michael Kors
Friday-Leftivers-Red-Carpet-Fashion-Rundown-1172014-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (6)Aubrey Plaza at the Equality Now’s Make Equality Reality event at Montage Hotel in Los Angeles, California in Michael Kors.

 

This is a smart/cute look that’s perfect for the event. We wish she’d chosen a muted pop of color for the shoe, though.

 

Salma Hayek in Gucci
Friday-Leftivers-Red-Carpet-Fashion-Rundown-1172014-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (7)Salma Hayek at the Equality Now’s Make Equality Reality event at Montage Hotel in Los Angeles, California in Gucci.

 

BOOBS.

 

Kate Beckinsale in Zimmermann
Friday-Leftivers-Red-Carpet-Fashion-Rundown-1172014-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (8)Kate Beckinsale at the Battersea Power Station Global Launch Party in West Hollywood, California in Zimmermann.

 

We don’t get this chick at all. She always seems like such a throwback. This is giving us “sexy Gabor sister.”

 

 

Lisa Kudrow in Reem Acra
Friday-Leftivers-Red-Carpet-Fashion-Rundown-1172014-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (9)Lisa Kudrow at the premiere of “The Comeback” at the El Capitan Theatre in Hollywood, California in Reem Acra.

 

Miss Lisa, we can’t wait for your show to return, but that is one weird-looking dress.

 

Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels
Friday-Leftivers-Red-Carpet-Fashion-Rundown-1172014-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (10)Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels at the premiere of “Dumb And Dumber To” in Westwood, California.

 

All the love.

 

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