We’re beginning to think he should get some sort of kickstand to keep himself upright for pictures.
At the very least, he should get his inner ear checked.
This is another entry in his particular brand of style archetype, which we will call “Lovable Dork Chic.” He’s a man born to wear the skinny suit, but this is just a bit too much even for him.That jacket needs a little space to breathe and the sleeves look a micro-skosh too short. Plus the tie is too wide and hangs too low. We do appreciate the unusual color choices. And we’re grateful he didn’t wear brown shoes. Not quite an attaboy, but we appreciate the effort.
He has absolutely no idea what to do with his hands. Eddie, here is a trick that you should have learned by now: When you’re posing for pictures, imagine your hands are made of lead and weigh 20 pounds a piece. It’ll force you to square your shoulders, stand up straight, and keep your arms hanging in a more natural way.
[Photo Credit: Mark Wilkins/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES, Getty Images]
Jessica Chastain in Roksanda at “A Most Violent Year” Screening Next Post: