Angelina Jolie in Ralph & Russo at the “Unbroken” UK Movie Premiere

Posted on November 26, 2014

Oh, Angie. Why must you torment us so? Even when you pick something dramatic to wear (which is a fairly rare occurrence), you do everything in your power to render it as blandly as possible.

 

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It’s like she’s afraid beading and good accessories will take away from her face or something.

Except for the utterly horrifying shoe choice (The Olive Oyl Collection from Payless), this looks good. But when we look at the original version on the model, we weep for what could have been. Angie, you need to adopt dramatic, wide-brimmed hats. All ladies with killer cheekbones and super-pouty lips are required to wear one at least once a year. If we ruled the world, that is.

The poppy’s a nice touch, but we can’t help thinking her stylist handed it to her at the last second with a “You’re in England. Put this poppy on.”

 

[Photo Credit: INFphoto.com, i-Images/PacificCoastNews, nymag.com]

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