Y’know, if a lady’s really feeling it, then we’re all for her putting on a BAM dress. And by that we mean a dress that says “BAM. Here it is and I ain’t sorry.” So it’s not the sexing-up that we disdain here.
It’s the fact that it’s so style-free, bordering on cliche. A red satin mini-dress and see-through shoes? Honey, please. Would you like a pair of bunny ears to go with that?
She looks like she should be selling cigarettes on a tray. In 1965. Even worse, it fits her terribly, especially in the bust. And if you’re sexy-sexy dress doesn’t fit your bust right then you’re definitely doing it wrong. Plus she’s too baby-faced for that hair and eye makeup. It’s only making her look even more doll-like than normal.
We’d say it’s hard to believe that’s a Dior, but it’s really not, is it? Tsk.
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