Jena Malone in Valentino at the “St. Vincent” New York Premiere

We literally yelped “NO” when we scrolled down. And so should you.

PinJena Malone attends the ‘St. Vincent’ New York Premiere at Ziegfeld Theater in New York City in a Valentino dress paired with an Edie Parker clutch and Tamara Mellon boots.

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It’s like Hoedown Night on the USS Enterprise or something. She’s hoping for a dance with Captain Kirk. He’s the dreamiest.

In case we’re not being clear, those Halloween Store boots absolutely do NOT go with this dress. It’s a cute dress, dear. Why would you want to wear something ugly that distracts from it? And while you are clearly a big fan of matchy-matchiness, Jenna (as evidenced by your drugstore dye job eyebrow situation), we are not fans of the style, and thus implore you to throw the clutch out as well, because you look like a Valentine’s Day card.

Seriously, girl. What is going ON with the dye job situation?

[Photo Credit: Darla Khazei/PacificCoastNews, AO Images/PacificCoastNews, Getty Images]

• Edie Parker
• Jena Malone
• Movie Premiere
• Red Carpet
• Tamara Mellon
• Valentino