Darlings, it was all very tasteful in a glam sort of way for the amfAR Inspiration Gala. The stars are always on their best behavior when it comes to amfAR galas, so we can’t bring ourselves to be bitchy. Or not too bitchy, anyway. But truly, these bitches really did bring their A game. Let’s go to the scroll:
Well, this all seems to be perfect.
One thing we’ve learned in our time as style bitches, it’s harder for the ladies to pull off the chic tuxedo look than we realized. You rarely ever see it done as impeccably as this.
Enh, It works, for the most part. She looks like a flute of Champagne. We always get in trouble when we say this, but she could’ve used a bra.
Old Hollywood glam perfection. You really can’t work that particular look any better than this. And she’s just about as perfect a person to execute as you’ll find. This may be a personal best for her.
Sorry, Kelly. No one’s feeling clowns at the moment.
It is cute, though. It’s just that we keep expecting her to take off her mouth mask and start stabbing people.
Pretty, if a little underwhelming.
That’ll do nicely.
She’s a bit young for such a First Lady look, but we can’t deny she looks very pretty. We just think someone like, say, Diane Lane would look so much more amazing styled exactly the same.
A little on the tacky side for her.
Is it 2035? Have we time-traveled into the future or something?
Great dress, but honey, rethink whatever’s going on above your neck. You’ve aged two decades overnight, dear.
Secret Service agent.
How very Charlotte York-Goldenblatt.
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