We wish we could understand the thinking that led Kate to choose this dress, because we’re utterly befuddled.
First off, we’re pretty sure that no carbon-based life-form should ever wear that particular shade of puke green, but we’re absolutely adamant that someone with her coloring shouldn’t. Is she using a stylist? Because we can’t imagine any worth their salt letting her out of the house in that shade. Or is Kate the kind of breezily delusional client who waves off all advice, thinking she can make just about anything work for her? Because we kinda get that vibe sometimes. “Oh, it’s fine. I’ll just put on some shapewear and hoist up the girls.”
And hey, everything below the boobs looks great. But that bust is giving her uniboob and those may just be the least flattering sleeves ever designed. Plus her hair looks totally swimming-pool-bleached, which is not a good look for anyone over twelve. Sorry, girl. This is terrible. There are so many better ways to show off that face and bod.
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