Jessica Alba in Antonio Berardi on “Good Morning America”

Ugh. This is…

Actually, you know what? This is a PERFECT example …

PinJessica Alba makes an appearance on “Good Morning America” to promote her new movie “Sin City: A Dame to Kill For” in an Antonio Berardi dress paired with Brian Atwood ‘Tribeca’ platform sandals and jewelry by Melissa Kaye and Vita Fede.

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… of exactly the kind of style we have the least interest in, when it comes to celeb-lady style. That WAY-too-precious, retro, wifey-poo style. Under any circumstances, we would probably consider this dress a little basic, but inoffensive. You add a pony tail and those SUPER tacky shoes and it just goes south immediately. Let’s have a re-do.

Keep the dress, add a thin red belt, blow the shit out of that hair, put a bold, confident bag on her arm, and switch out those stripper heels for something a little more tasteful and neutral.

Your turn. She has to keep the dress, but you can change everything else, even the wearer, if you can think of a more appropriate celebrity to wear this particular combination of Stepford Wife/streetwalker.

[Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews, Antonio Berardi]

• Antonio Berardi
• Brian Atwood
• Good Morning America
• Jessica Alba
• Melissa Kaye Jewelry
• TV Style
• Vita Fede