Elisabeth Moss in David Koma at “The One I Love” New York Screening

We don’t think so, girl.

PinElisabeth Moss attends screening of “The One I Love” at the Crosby Street Theater in New York City in a David Koma halter dress paired with Casadei pumps and earrings by Joan Hornig.

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You’re adorable, but racer fronts are the work of Satan because they take the very best area of a woman’s body to highlight while she’s dressed (her decolletage, her neck and her shoulders, which benefit from any attention because they work as a frame for the face) and completely obscures them or changes their shape to be less flattering.  They’re terrible and all right-thinking people should reject them. We’re pretty sure your hairstylist is employed by the Dark Prince as well, because that’s some drip dry action going on right there. Also, this was clearly a cocktail dress made for a 6-year-old because you’re tiny and it’s too tight on you. It all needs to go, dear. Even the weird shoes.

But hey, your makeup’s cute. And you can’t beat that smile.

[Photo Credit: Getty Images]

• Casadei
• David Koma
• Elisabeth Moss
• Joan Hornig
• Movie Premiere
• Red Carpet