Home stretch, y’all!
Halle Berry in Elie Saab Fall 2014
Very proud of her right leg; mysteriously embarrassed of her left eye.
Not a great color for her.
Kate Walsh in Stéphane Rolland Couture Spring 2014
Points for going bold, but we’re not sure she can pull this color off and the hair just looks too sleek for the dress.
She kinda looks like a pile of lemon peels.
Laura Prepon in Gustavo Cadile
This dress just can’t make up it’s damn mind. And her hair’s a mess. Interesting color combo, though.
Kelly Osbourne in Honor Spring 2014
Whatever.
Octavia Spencer in Tadashi Shoji
Her man Tadashi always does right by her.
Basic.
Betsy Brandt in Alice + Olivia
It’s different (for the Emmys) and pretty. A little doll-like, but we can live with that in this sea of sameness.
Kiernan Shipka in Antonio Berardi Resort 2015
Sorry, Kiernan. Not even you can pull off that waist thing.
YOU can make your very own RED CARPET DRESS! Here’s what you’ll need:
Some old patio furniture
Any old strip of shitty fabric
A hot glue gun
Safety scissors
A parent or grownup to help you out.
On her way to the drag ball.
It’s a pretty and interesting dress, but the bustline is too low and too wide for her. And her makeup is ghostly.
Zooey Deschanel in Oscar de la Renta
Basic.
Alysia Reiner in Alexander McQueen
We know it’s McQueen and all, but when you find yourself in front of a mirror asking “Does this bejeweled cleavage tree really work for me?” you should probably reach for something else on the rack.
Danielle Brooks in Nathaniel Paul
Bridal as hell. We don’t know what she was thinking.
Gabourey Sidibe in Octavio Carlin
God, are we sick of looking at this tomato-red. This is all right for her, but she’s done better than this on the red carpet.
Katherine Heigl in Vintage John Hayles
Too satiny, a little matronly, and the color does nothing for her. It’s like something Ethel Mertz would wear to a gala event.
Mayim Bialik in Oliver Tolentino
From the Barbara Bush Sears Collection.
Amanda Peet in Giambattista Valli Resort 2015
Pretty, if a little night-gowny. She’s pregs, so that probably felt appropriate to her.
Has every right in the world to look smug.
Dascha Polanco in Johanna Johnson
Oh, honey. The bodice is way too tight, the skirt is too big and too long, the hair and makeup are totally child pageant. Let’s go home and start over, mkay?
Sibel Kekilli in Kaviar Gauche
Pretty and slightly unusual, but it’s definitely lacking in the styling.
It’s cutting into her bust a little bit, which is a shame, because it looks pretty great otherwise. Don’t love the sleeve seams being so prominent, though.
Sarah Paulson in Armani Privé Fall 2014
In the village of Hollywood, suspected witches are forced to stand in the middle of a colony of fire ants.
Anna Chlumsky in Zac Posen Resort 2015
It doesn’t photograph well at all, but this is probably the most polished we’ve ever seen her look. Sleek enough to avoid looking bridal.
Uzo Aduba in Christian Siriano
BAM. It’s not reinventing the wheel, but it gets the job done for her.
Julianne Hough in Dsquared2 Spring 2014
TOTALLY bridal. How is that not obvious? At least avoid the white pumps, for God’s sake.
Hayden Panettiere in Lorena Sarbu Fall 2014
Yes, we get it. You’re pregnant. AND you have boobs.
Feh. We’re cranky now.
January Jones in Prabal Gurung Resort 2015
Suits her to a T, but it almost feels a little expected. She seems over the whole fame thing, but we were kind of hoping she’d show up wearing something totally cracktastic, like the old days. The best she could manage was that tatty-ass hairstyle.
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