Rocker Pixie Jesus implores his disciples, “Go, and be mediocre no more.”
Jared Leto attends the Chanel Fall 2014 couture show at Grand Palais in Paris, France in Chanel pants paired with a Wrangler chambray long sleeve shirt and Chanel boots from the Pre-Fall 2014 Collection.
Chanel Pre-Fall 2014 Collection
And now, the Sermon on the Step-and-Repeat:
Blessed are the skinny jeans-wearers, for they show us all the face of God. In their crotch.
Blessed are the Chanel bootie-wearers, for without them, how would we know what pretension looks like?
Blessed are the Wrangler shirt-wearers, for they operate under the delusion that it looks manly when paired with the aforementioned skinny jeans and Chanel booties.
Blessed are those who give the thumbs-up sign on the red carpet, for they are the inheritors of T Lo’s wrath and will need all the blessings they can get.
Blessed are they who suffer the persecution for having ombre-dyed hair, for that shit went out of style 6 months ago, dude.
Blessed are you, who toil and labor to say something bitchy, when you know you’d totally hit this.
Rock on, RPJ. Rock on.
[Photo Credit: INFphoto.com, Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images, Chanel]
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