All right, you guys, let’s do this. Quick n’ dirty-style.
Time to make the well-heeled cry a little. Someone has to do it.
Interestingly, that ’60s sex kitten thing really doesn’t suit her. She’s more of a ’70s wind-blown California blonde in the Charlie’s Angels mode.
And MAN, do those shoes not go.
Coco Rocha in Christian Siriano
SERVING MID-CENTURY VOGUE COVER REALNESS.
Bow down.
Jennifer Hudson in Kaufmanfranco
Mmm…. no. The hair’s awful and the dress does nothing for her except make her look blocky.
Okay, why does everyone look so pissed? Were the photographers making lewd finger gestures?
She’s serving up Megan Draper realness.
That is one tricky-as-hell gown and one tricky-as-hell color. Kudos to her for making the attempt.
But no.
It’s going to be really hard for us to accept peach back into our lives, but we have to admit, she looks absolutely amazing.
Not pictured: Their 17 grandchildren and 41 great-grandchildren, who came out to watch them pick up the award for Best Accessories Designer.
Zoey Deutch in Rebecca Minkoff
Cute enough, but like Blake Lively, she looks a tad underdressed.
Olivia Wilde in Vintage Mollie Parnis
Low-level Cher, which is not a bad thing. We never get this nitpicky, but we wish she’d sported some pop of color in her pedicure, even if it’s gray or oxblood.
Jaime King in Calvin Klein Collection
Everyone’s trying so hard to out-chic each other. It looks exhausting.
Sorry, Jaime. This is awful.
Upholstery.
We will never not bow down to Iman and her never-dying ability to work a garment, but this is … not a good dress.
Table runner.
Brie Larson in Diane von Furstenberg
Fun, but it feels like the look is missing something. Showier jewelry? A strong lip?
Keri Russell in Rosie Assoulin
Car accident.
WOW.
That is…
Why did you…?
Maribou? Lucite?
Honey, we need to talk. SOON.
Solange Knowles in Calvin Klein Collection
Another bit of low-level Cher – this time, on someone who can really make that look sing. Sorry, Olivia Wilde, but you just got outclassed.
[Photo Credit: Dara Kushner/INFphoto.com, Kristin Callahan/ACE/INFphoto.com, Getty Images]
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