Fame whores… GO!
The dress and jewelry are great, but the makeup renders her almost unrecognizable.
We realize all the scruff’s for a role, but why do that to your hair, Bradley?
You look great otherwise.
Love the skirt, but the bodice feels like it goes with another dress completely and the gloves don’t really go at all (although they’re true to the theme of the night).
Fun and exuberant. We’re not always fans of Zac Posen, but this was his night. The trick foofaraw he specializes in was exactly what a lady would want if she’s paying homage to Charles James.
No. Inappropriate. Go home and find a skirt that goes to the floor. Not to mention accessories that match. Your sisters didn’t talk to you all night, did they?
Felicity Jones in Theykens’ Theory
Pretty, but what’s up with the unstyled head?
Hailee Steinfeld in Prabal Gurung
GORGEOUS.
LOVE the flash of pink under the skirt.
WAIT. Oh, the hell with it. You know what we meant.
Idina Menzel in Donna Karan Atelier
The hair and makeup are too harsh, which tends to be a thing with her. The dress is working like gangbusters, though.
Jessica Alba in Diane von Furstenberg
Totally underwhelming, which is par for the course with her.
Won’t someone help this poor woman? She seems to have no idea how to wear anything that you can’t swim in.
A great take on the white tie theme, but yet another lady with a wildly underdone head. She looks sickly from the neck up.
Would the redhead standing behind her please move? Because it’s really messing with her head.
Great dress, though. Terrible clutch.
Marion Cotillard in Christian Dior Couture
Sorry if we sound old-fashioned, but knee length dresses should be automatic no’s. Wear a formal pair of pants if you don’t want to wear a gown, but the Met Gala is no place for cocktail dresses.
Rachel McAdams in Ralph Lauren
Yawn.
NAILED IT.
Wow. Her, of all people. Even the hair is on point, although we would have played up her eyes more in the makeup.
Selena Gomez in Diane von Furstenberg
Pretty. Unexciting.
Solange Knowles in 3.1 Phillip Lim
No. Ugly shape, silhouette and color. And the hair’s pretty awful. You should not be serving us “Phylicia Rashad at the 1989 Emmys,” dear. The world expects better from you.
Victoria Beckham in Victoria Beckham
VICKI POSH. THIS IS EXTREMELY DISAPPOINTING TO US.
Zooey Deschanel in Tommy Hilfiger
Very pretty – and totally right for the occasion. Who knew?
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