Met Gala 2014 Red Carpet Rundown – Part 2

Posted on May 07, 2014

No time for talk! Too many dresses to rip! Part 1 is here!

Hit it, celebrities!

Allison Williams in Oscar de la Renta

It’s not exciting in any way, but it’s appropriate for the venue. We can’t fault a socialite for dressing like a socialite for the Met Gala. The color’s pretty on her.


Johnny Depp and Amber Heard in Giambattista Valli Couture

Kudos to them for showing up dressed for the occasion. Of course he needed to have something dangling off him. Otherwise how would he make tinkling noises when he moves, thereby letting us know that he’s Johnny Depp?


Chloë Sevigny in Kenzo

The dress is just okay, but the matchy accessories make us wince. Oh, Chloe. We expected better.


Chrissy Teigen and John Legend in Ralph Lauren
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Diane Kruger in Hugo Boss

Pretty. A little on the dull side. She walks down the street in Cannes wearing more interesting outfits than this.


Dianna Agron in Miu Miu

The dress makes her look wider, especially in the shoulders, and the shoes are distracting.


Emmy Rossum in Carolina Herrera



Florence Welch in Valentino Couture

Love the top half, but that skirt is so drab.


Gabrielle Union in Prada

We’re gonna go with “no” on this one. We’re not offended by belly skin, but we’d have liked this much better if that was a floor length skirt and the top looked a little less like a bra.


Hayden Panettiere in Dennis Basso

Pretty. Nothing earth-shattering. Gets the job done.


Hugh Jackman in Tom Ford and Deborra-Lee Furness
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They look very coordinated and her look is a nice way to interpret the white tie theme, but those shoes she’s wearing are terrible.


Janelle Monae in Tadashi Shoji

SHUTTING IT DOWN. All bitches are requested to STEP BACK.

This may be the most gorgeous thing we’ve ever seen with Tadashi Shoji’s name on it – and we’ve seen a lot of gorgeous Tadashi Shoji.


Jessica Paré in Michael Kors

Another one that gets the job done. Hate the hair.


Leighton Meester in Emilio Pucci

This would look a hell of a lot better if she wasn’t swimming in it like it was a bathrobe. Also, those shoes are terrible. And her hair is way too casual.


Margot Robbie in Prada
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 This doesn’t look Met Gala enough to us, but it’s probably one of the better Pradas of the night. She looks kind of sharp and interesting. We’d like it a whole hell of a lot more if it wasn’t a bikini top under a sheer halter, though. How about lining the halter and getting rid of the bikini top altogether, Miuccia?


Olivia Munn in Diane von Furstenberg

And… boobs.

Gorgeous color, though.


Rashida Jones in Tory Burch

Who the hell wears Tory Burch to the Met Gala?  That dress is sad.


Rita Ora in Donna Karan Atelier

You get to do that to your leg or your arm, honey. Not both at the same time.

Spectacular dress, though.


Sarah Paulson in Prada

It’s an interesting dress and the color looks great on her, but we’re starting to think Miuccia Prada needs to be tested for ADHD.


Zoe Kravitz in Topshop

Forget Tory Burch, who the hell wears TOPSHOP to the Met Gala? Come on now, girl. This isn’t the Junior prom.

Hate the hair.



More bitchery to come in Part THREE, later today, darlings.



[Photo Credit: Getty Images]

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