New Directions, please step into the judging booth.
Put this dress on Lupita Nyong’o and it would probably sing an aria, but most mere mortal women are gonna find it hard to pull off. Too many colors and elements for one poor dress to handle.
The shoes look totally ’90s and that file folder tucked in her arm is hideous.
Pretty. Great color.
Jenna Ushkowitz in Azzedine Alaïa
A dress so plain it’s practically invisible. Adding the neon shoes only serves to point out how generic the dress is.
It’s possible those are the ugliest shoes we’ve seen in years. That dress ain’t so hot either. Nor is the hair.
S’alright. That’s pool hair.
Jayma Mays in Robert Rodriguez
Sweet Jesus on a breadstick. This is a woman in crisis.
The coat’s nice.
The Baby J Lo thing is starting to look a little creepy in a Single Hispanic Female kind of way. Maybe she’s trying to get an all-Latina All About Eve remake off the ground.
And y’know? We’d watch that.
Those looks like Daisy Duck’s shoes.
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