Red Carpet Rundown: CBS, CW & Showtime Party

Posted on August 05, 2011

Darlings, it was the TCA Party for CBS, The CW and Showtime held at The Pagoda in Beverly Hills, California. We don’t really know what that means, but we don’t care so long as we’ve got dresses to rip. Hit it, D-listers:

A.J. Cook

Cute. A little plain, but it’s simple and breezey-chic. We question the shoe/clutch pairing, but otherwise it’s good.

AnnaLynne McCord

Looks like a total smacked ass. A freaking trucker cap. What is this, 2002? Go home.

Barrett Foa

Perhaps a bit precious, but we can’t deny he looks cute and put together.

Camilla Luddington

Who wants to be the first to tell Camilla that she left the house without putting a dress on?

Claire Danes in Reed Krakoff

Jesus CHRIST, Claire Danes! What the hell happened to you? Was it the Latisse?

Emmy Rossum in Etro

We so don’t want to praise her because her facial expression and posture tell us that she’s quite busy praising herself at the moment, but it’s a really cute, sharp look.

Jessica Stroup

They look a little like yoga pants, but this is a good way to dress up pants for a casual event like this. She looks really put together.

Jillian Michaels

Personally, we always thought she was crazier than a shithouse rat, but the girl looks pretty hot to death here. Not fashion-forward; just a sexy, classic look that suits her.

Kat Dennings in Diane von Furstenberg

Sweetie, we hate to tell you this, but this is not your:

1) Color

2) Dress

3) Day.

Kat Graham

It’s interesting, we’ll give it that. But it’s too heavy-looking and does nothing for her figure. Plus, we’re not sure the big Wilma Flintstone topknot is helping the look.

Kristen Bell in Versus

It’s a decent look. We’re not entirely on board with the boob flaps, though.

Lisa Kudrow in Donna Ricco

Sweetie, no. We love you too much to allow this to happen. Go home and try again. Quick, before a photographer sees you.

Mary Lynn Rajskub

It’s not a pool party, honey.

Morena Baccarin in BCBGMAXAZRIA

Morena’s not taking any chances with her new Showtime gig. After the spectacular flop known as V, she’s busting out (pun intended) the short, the tight, and the low-cut. It’s an okay look. That weird high-waisted peplum takes away her waist.

Natascha McElhone

We like summer maxi-dresses, but we would have advised against this one. That’s kind of an ugly print and too busy for standing in front of a wall of corporate logos.

Oliver Hudson

Go home, you lazy shit.

Renee Felice Smith

Really cute dress that suits her perfectly. Absolutely wrong to pair it with boots and sheer stockings. We seriously don’t know how you can leave the house not knowing that.

Shanola Hampton

Enh. Standard shape; not in love with the color; too shiny.

Swoosie Kurtz

DAMN. Swoozie’s all “Get the HELL out of my way, Helen Mirren!” Love it. Bold, bright, and fierce.

Trevor Donovan

He’s dreamy and his outfit is cute, but those pants are waaay too low. Also, his tie clip is too high.

[Photo Credit: Frazer Harrison/Getty Images]

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