Dolce & Gabbana Party in London

You guys, there was a Dolce & Gabbana party hosted by Net-a-Porter and Mr. Porter at Westfield in London and none of us were invited. Let’s be bitter about it and rag on all the attendees. Or some of the attendees. The attendees most likely to get us hits.

Hit it, bitches.

Kelly Osbourne
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PinFeh. Disappointing. Everything about this look – from the biker jacket to the cross to the satin-y Morticia dress – looks like it was stolen from someone else. It all looks tired. Shame on you, Kelly. You’re supposed to be fresh-faced and fabulous all the time now. Or, at the very least, you should be fresh-faced and fabulous at a D&G party.

Naomi Campbell
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PinIt’s an okay dress, but man, do we hate those sandals. And we’re never gonna get behind the idea of women wearing big, clunky men’s watches.

Queen Latifah
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PinYour majesty, we have no idea what we’re looking at here. Why are you wearing a men’s shirt that’s obviously way too tight on you? What’s with the pushed-up jacket sleeves and the non-pushed-up shirtsleeves? How about you get a men-style dress shirt that fits you correctly and not push up the sleeves on your jacket? Won’t that be nice, your highness? Because otherwise, we kind of dig this look on you. You just need to rethink some of the details.

Solange Knowles
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PinIs it us or does she look like a castmate on A Different World? Because this is straight-up 1992.

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• Dolce&Gabbana
• Kelly Osbourne
• Naomi Campbell
• Queen Latifah
• Solange Knowles