Jude Law, you are such an asshole. It’s bad enough that you keep making us feature you in our MotS posts, thereby decimating our carefully cultivated delusion that gay men are inherently more stylish and fabulous than their lady-oriented counterparts, but now you have to go out wearing the shoes that, in any sane and righteous universe, would be on our feet right now.
Actor Jude Law leaving the C London restaurant in Mayfair, London, wearing the popular Prada espadrille wingtips sold out everywhere. Bitch.
Because you are wrongfully sporting our shoes, we’re just going to put up pictures of you from weird angles or where you’re making an unattractive face.
The black pair is currently available again online (for 800 bucks). Should we, kittens? And which one of us? Because we have this thing about owning the same or similar articles of clothing. We don’t ever want to be one of those gay couples that dress alike.
Those multi-colored might be a little tough to pull off, no? But they’re so pretty! In the best of all possible worlds, we would each have one of the above pairs. But who gets which?
One thing we can all agree on: Jude Law is a total bitch for wearing our shoes.
[Photo Credit: WireImage, prada.com]
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