For such a tiny little dress, it sure does pack in a lot of design elements, yes?
Unfortunately, almost all of those design elements are tacky. We think the epaulets were probably the bridge too far for us. Even when we mentally edit them out, however, we’re still stuck with a dress that looks like wallpaper in a Chinese restaurant.
And who pinned that hem? What did she use, a staple gun?
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