Imaginary conversation to go with those shocked expressions:
Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel make an appearance on “Despierta America” to promote their new movie “Sex Tape.” Cameron Diaz is wearing a Saint Laurent dress paired with Prada sandals.
Cam: J, help me out here. You speak Spanish, right?
Jason: What?!?
Aaaaaannd Scene.
Saint Laurent Short-Sleeve Fluttering Silk Heart-Print Dress
Prada Studded Suede Sandals
BONUS SCENE:
Cam: Ohmigod! They want us to do the robot? Do I have that right?
With the creative writing exercise out of the way, here are your clothing scores:
Her: That’s a cute dress. The sleeves are way too tricky for television, but the print and the shape really suit her. Killer shoes. So-so hair. Score: 8/10
Him: Truthbomb time, guys – and you’re not gonna like this one. You can’t really get away with an untucked shirt under a suit jacket. You just can’t. Because we said so, that’s why. It’s only made worse when the jacket’s too tight, as it is here. And Jason? Your co-star had her feet buffed and polished and then shoved them into the latest pair of an endless succession of bone-crunching footwear, the cumulative lifetime effect of which will likely mangle her feet by the time she reaches retirement age. Put on some fucking shoes. Score: 2/10.
Combined Score: 5/10. Cam, you have our permission to bring one of those stilettos down firmly on top of his flimsy canvas shoes.
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