Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel on “Despierta America”

Posted on July 09, 2014

Imaginary conversation to go with those shocked expressions:

Cameron-Diaz-Jason-Segel-Despierta-America-Saint-Laurent-Prada-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel make an appearance on “Despierta America” to promote their new movie “Sex Tape.” Cameron Diaz is wearing a Saint Laurent dress paired with Prada sandals.

Cam: J, help me out here. You speak Spanish, right?

Jason: What?!?

Aaaaaannd Scene.

Cameron-Diaz-Jason-Segel-Despierta-America-Saint-Laurent-Prada-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (2)Saint Laurent Short-Sleeve Fluttering Silk Heart-Print Dress

Cameron-Diaz-Jason-Segel-Despierta-America-Saint-Laurent-Prada-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (8)Prada Studded Suede Sandals

Cameron-Diaz-Jason-Segel-Despierta-America-Saint-Laurent-Prada-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (3)

Cameron-Diaz-Jason-Segel-Despierta-America-Saint-Laurent-Prada-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (4)

Cameron-Diaz-Jason-Segel-Despierta-America-Saint-Laurent-Prada-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (5)

Cameron-Diaz-Jason-Segel-Despierta-America-Saint-Laurent-Prada-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (6)

BONUS SCENE:

Cam: Ohmigod! They want us to do the robot? Do I have that right?

With the creative writing exercise out of the way, here are your clothing scores:

Her: That’s a cute dress. The sleeves are way too tricky for television, but the print and the shape really suit her. Killer shoes. So-so hair. Score: 8/10

Him: Truthbomb time, guys – and you’re not gonna like this one. You can’t really get away with an untucked shirt under a suit jacket. You just can’t. Because we said so, that’s why. It’s only made worse when the jacket’s too tight, as it is here. And Jason? Your co-star had her feet buffed and polished and then shoved them into the latest pair of an endless succession of bone-crunching footwear, the cumulative lifetime effect of which will likely mangle her feet by the time she reaches retirement age. Put on some fucking shoes. Score: 2/10.

Combined Score: 5/10. Cam, you have our permission to bring one of those stilettos down firmly on top of his flimsy canvas shoes.

 

 

 

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