This might be the opposite of coat porn. In fact, if we’re going to apply a genre to outerwear, we’d have to say this is pretty close to Coat Horror:
It kinda works for Lily in an over-the-top, gives-no-fucks, diva-walking-the-streets-of-London kind of way. Just so long as you don’t picture her being slowly enveloped by some horrible spineless creature from the bottom of the ocean. Because once you see that, kittens, it can’t be unseen.
Look at all the people staring at her as she walks by. To a person, they’re all shouting “Won’t someone help that poor woman?!?”
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