Emily Blunt Style Double Shot

Posted on May 29, 2014

Here’s us, scrolling down: “Ooooooh, bringing the drama! We like – wait. Oh, no. What is that? What’s happening? Why is it DOING THAT? WHAT ARE WE LOOKING AT?!?”

So consider this your warning.

Emily-Blunt-Edge-Tomorrow-David-Koma-Photocall-Paris-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Emily Blunt attends photocall for “Edge Of Tomorrow” in Paris in a David Koma cropped top and skirt paired with Christian Louboutin ‘Toboggan’ pumps, Graziela Gems earrings, and Melissa Kaye rings.

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Everything from the hips down looks like PURE ASS. That skirt is awful. And those shoes are ugly. We are shaking our fists in impotent rage.


Let us speak of this no more.



Emily-Blunt-Edge-Tomorrow-Prada-New-York-Premiere-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Emily Blunt attends the premiere of “Edge Of Tomorrow” in New York City in a Prada strapless gown paired with Prada shoes and clutch and Lorraine Schwartz jewelry.


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Much better, dear. We’re not in love with the idea of three competing-but-slightly-matching pinks in one look; especially when paired with such a vibrant red. And those shoes probably shouldn’t be worn with a gown. But it doesn’t make us angry like that last one did, so we’re willing to call it a win and move on. The hair is gorgeous.

We know we sound bitchy but we’re secretly thrilled she gives us so much to pick apart. Don’t tell her we said that.




[Photo Credit: ACE/INFphoto.com, GG/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES, CHP/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES, Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images, IMAXTree]

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  • Sobaika

    Seriously?? Who decided to pair all those pinks/red? Makes my eye twitch.

    • PrettyBlueFox

      My first urge was to readjust the display settings on my computer. I assumed the fault was originating there…but no.

  • http://www.ellenciompi.com/ NurseEllen

    (Insert sounds of police sirens shrieking) Step AWAY from the last layer of that black skirt, Miss.

  • Danielle

    I am going to pretend everything from the belly down doesn’t exist on the first dress. Her body simply ends with navel.

  • MilaXX

    First look is ugly, but Rhianna could make it work. Second look is better, but those shoes are completely wrong, and the pink lip has got to go.

    • @Biting Panda

      Ri would ditch the tube top. And find mile high fuck me pumps.

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      The New York Times fashion section today has a long article about Ri’s stylist.

      • demidaemon

        It’s a guy, right?

        • bitchybitchybitchy

          It is. His last name is Ottenberg, and Ri’s his one and only celeb client. He also does magazine shoots and has worked for several mags in different capacities.

          • demidaemon

            He was one of the main judges on her fashion reality competition show, right?

          • bitchybitchybitchy

            you’re right, he was-according to the article, that was also Ri’s doing. She wanted him on the judges’ panel. I didn’t watch that one.

          • demidaemon

            I watched the first half of it, then missed an episode and didn’t go back. It wasn’t one of those MUST WATCH shows.

  • @Biting Panda

    Living for all the rings.

  • rainwood1

    That pink lipstick on its own would be bad. Paired with the rest of that look, it’s inexplicable. Isn’t that the shade everyone tries when they’re, like, eleven? And the black two-piece is best forgotten. Immediately.

    • kimmeister

      When they’re eleven in 1986.

      • Super_Red

        i choked on my lunch with that one. well done.

  • juniper

    I can’t un-see kitten ear boob holsters in this strapless dress style. why?!

    • Imasewsure

      Aside from the Loubie naked shoe, this is probably one of my least favorite RC trends right now… yuck

    • H2olovngrl

      They also look like they could peel back for easy access, which kind of freaks me out.

    • majorbedhead

      That was my first thought exactly. Hello Kitty Boobs. And then I shrieked at the lipstick color and then I cried about the shoes. I think I find the second look more awful than the first, and the first is pretty awful.

    • smayper

      YES. I hate that shape, it ruins a dress that is otherwise nice.

    • melisaurus

      I want to draw a kitty face on her dress!

  • Froggae

    1st look, as I’m scrolling down, “This is awesome, what could possibly be wro…. OMG that is hideous!”
    2nd look, I love the color but that’s about it.

    • kbshee

      Agree completely. I don’t really hate it on the model–that one or two inches really makes a difference.

  • Courtenay P

    she’s channeling Kate Winslet in the second look.

  • Imasewsure

    Thanks for the warning dear uncles… I thought it was a shoe disaster on the horizon and the fugly came much sooner in my scroll-down….

    As for the gown, I don’t love the Minnie Mouse cuplets or the pink but it’s a vast improvement over the (bottom half of the first look) and definitely not dull!!

    • smayper

      cuplets!! FTW. Like triplets…only awful. But probably just as much work!

  • Lilah

    The more I look at it, the more I like the pink and red. But I wouldn’t have advised it.

  • Akemi

    That top skirt is horrendous, but I am not loving that second look either. That is not a good lipstick color for her, and those shoes are ridiculous.

  • &theJets

    “We are shaking our fists in impotent rage.” Ah ha ha ha!!!

  • Denise Rambo

    The black outfit was fine in the first picture – the second photo made me scream “WHAT?” And the pink lipstick with that red dress makes my eyes water.

  • Sophie

    Oh the lipstick. And the shoes. But I really like the red dress with the pink clutch.

  • bitchybitchybitchy

    That first look is making my eyes hurt. The sheer mixed with opaque is a trend that must be stopped-how do we drive a stake through it?
    After that first look, the second is so much better. The competing pinks are a bit much, but I can live with them.

  • Chameleon

    But when Emily Blunt does wrong in fashion she still does it so much better than many others.

  • Gerry Coleman

    That skirt looks like one of those slips that you can cut to one of several lengths. And she should cut it.

  • Call me Bee

    I really like the pinks with the red. A little different than the expected black or (even worse) nude shoes. And–I kinda like that first dress. Yes the skirt is ickky, but the rest of it is fierce. I just wish she would have worn some more substantial shoes with it.

    • Sarah

      I like it, too. I just want the skirt to BE the leather mini it WANTS to be, and give up on the extry bits. I like her earrings with that look, too.

  • melanie0866

    That hem length on the first one works on NO ONE. Not runway models, not tall people, not short people, NO ONE.

  • decormaven

    That black dress looks like melted licorice. And those treacly pink pumps with that tomato red dress? Yesterday’s looks made me feel hopeful- today’s choices, not so much.

  • SugarSnap108

    The lipstick and shoes ruin the second look for me. They both look stolen from an 11-year-old’s pink bedroom (even with the heels).

  • marlie

    First dress: The knees down is the biggest needle-scratch part of the outfit. The top has potential, and the leather skirt wouldn’t be so bad if it fit better.

    Second dress: I LOVE it. The dress is simple, but elegant. I hate the lipstick color, and the clutch and shoes would have been SOOOOO much better in different colors.

  • carpediva

    Kitty titties.

  • SuzBald

    She’s the highlight of my week, basically.

  • IMNAngryLiberal

    Emily, sweetie, come stand by me. I have scissors and can fix that first look in a jiffy. The pinks wouldn’t have looked so off if the red had more blue in it, but pink and tomato just never go. Also hating the cat’s eye trend. There are a (very) few people who can carry it off and Emily just isn’t one of them.

  • kimmeister

    The first dress is a fail in and of itself, but then to pair such a substantial dress with nothing shoes is baffling. Also, it looks like millipedes are running around on her ears.

    I do like the 2nd dress, cat ears and all, and am also down with the clutch and jewelry. The lipstick and shoes, however, have got to go.

  • susan6

    Black dress: tear off everything below the leather skirt, and possibly the sleeves, and we’ll talk. Shoes are unfortunate.
    Red dress: OK. The pink lipstick looks like….not lipstick. House paint? Chalk? Playdoh? Her lips look weird, dammit!

  • saintebeuve

    Does anyone know what to call the style of earring she’s wearing with the black, eh, we’ll go with dress? Like, say, if someone wanted to buy a pair for herself on Etsy and “long squiggly post” wasn’t turning up the right stuff.

    • ktr33

      search term: inch worm

  • Qitkat

    The black outfit is an “If Only”–if only the designer had not slept for three days, with jet lag from halfway around the world, stoned on exotic herbs, eating food that even Anthony Bourdain would turn down, got inspired by native origami, but his only art supplies were hefty bags and a large diamond-shaped paper punch, and then to come home to an apartment that looked like it had been robbed only the truth was that a large bird got trapped in it for the three days, and the super heard all the noise, and called the fire department, who turned on their hoses because the neighbor below had a kitchen grease fire, which scared the bird, and, well, your imagination can fill in the rest.

    WHAT? You think I have too much time on my hands?

    • demidaemon

      😉 Love the narrative.

      • AnneElliot

        Me too. That should be a bitter kitten assignment: write a narrative as to what would possess any designer to create such a fugly dress as the first look.

        • demidaemon

          Sounds like part of the program at TLo University! :)

          • smayper

            Oh, yes. On the next TLounge….post a pic and your narrative!

  • FibonacciSequins

    In the closeup of the first look, Emily is pleading silently with her eyes for a shawl, a sarong, anything to cover up that skirt.

    That’s a craptastic shade of pink lipstick. The other shades of pink with the red dress work for me.

  • LadyVimes

    I should have stopped scrolling when I hit her shoulders on that…monstrosity. Her makeup was was ON POINT though. That is a fabulous smokey eye.

    Hate the pinks with the red. And that lippy does not flatter you, sweetheart. Go to the bathroom and take it off.

  • understateddiva

    That last look is some serious fashion victim bullshit. Ooo pink with red. Edgy. In 1988.

  • snarkykitten

    Not a big fan of cat ear tits.

  • http://www.bertkeeter.com Bert Keeter

    That black thing is the UGLIEST dress in YEARS!

  • YousmelllikeAnnaWintour

    Is she married yet? You don’t think there is any danger of her becoming the next Mrs. Cruise, do you? (Shivers)

    • demidaemon

      I thought the new potential was Laura Prepon.

    • Jacqueline Wessel

      Yes, she’s married to John Krasinski and recently had a baby.

  • http://www.chifleschips.com Stefanie Argudo Mackenzie

    The first…oy…looks like chewing gum wrapper chains hot pressed on to a clear shower curtain…the second…good night, did the girl get locked in to a Sherwin-Williams paint store overnight in front of the pink and red paint chips and then drop one of the last hits of Owsley acid in the world?

  • ktr33

    The top look is just, no, c’mon, you’re joking, right? After those fabulous day frocks she wore recently. Is she trying to prove she isn’t just an English Rose, or something?
    Red dress fits her flawlessly (MIT engineers figured out the bust structure), but it’s like she had to undermine it with those spiky pepto bismal shoes. Or like, let’s fuck up this flawless dress with a bunch of accessories that don’t exactly “go.”

  • Kirstin McAulay

    Pink and red not great together but nice frock… am applying brain bleach for the other…

  • demidaemon

    Look One: ASS. The bad kind.

    Look Two: BOOBS. The good kind?

  • Rebecca Bledsoe

    First look, dominatrix goes to church. Second look, although I think she looks quite pretty, Pinktastic Barbie (minus the pink hair) raided Red Carpet Barbie’s closet.

  • http://gabyrippling.tumblr.com/ Gaby

    WHICKETY WACK. You know which look I’m talking about.

  • NBG

    What, nothing about the horrendous makeup in the second look?

  • elemspbee

    anybody recognize the brand and shoe name on the first photo?

    • AnneElliot

      I spy red soles, could they by Laboutins?

      • elemspbee

        ooops sorry i meant the shoes worn by the model. David Koma?

  • quiltrx

    That pink and that red are NOT friends, Emily.
    And I’m down with the top of the first look, then it all goes quite awry.

  • LeelaST

    The black look is a definite OMG – I was quite excited until that extended sheer lattice thing. OMG. Look 2 is very “cat ear” bodice. Better than the “Mickey Mouse ear” bodice but not by much. Hate all those pinks.

  • 25or6to4

    Her makeup in that first look is perfection.

  • http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

    I love those pink shoes, just not with that dress.

  • Dagney

    well call me crazy but I love that black dress. It’s edgy and weird and strange and she is pulling it off. And the red dress? with pink lips that match the purse? Aggressive and risky and BRILLIANT. Both are IN.

  • http://tvblogster.blogspot.com Boop

    Didn’t she and Krasinski just have a baby? I think she look amazing. First look is interesting. Second looks is gorgeous to me. No eye burn here.

  • DeTrop

    Ew. That first dress went on too long. Love the red dress but not with those shoes.

  • Shawn EH

    Love the pinks with the red dress; first dress is so sad.

  • israel8491

    The red dress looks like cat ears on her boobs. Now I can’t unsee it.

    • Kane


    • Gatto Nero

      I should have scrolled down before commenting.

  • LibKat

    Oh dear God, that lipstick. Has she no compact with a mirror?

  • MissusBee

    1. Bondage lampshade.
    2. Doesn’t bother me. I think I prefer to her to clash rather than be boring, as the effect is obviously completely deliberate. Not loving the neckline, but the rest is ‘Hollywood Goddess with a Raspberry Vodka Twist’. Someone like Kate Winslet would wear the gown but accessorize it in a very standard way.

  • BayTampaBay

    Hey Bitch, Your ugly slip is showing!

  • carnush

    She looks amazing in red. Even with the competing pinks.

  • MarissaLG

    I like the different pinks with the red- I think it’s fun and stylish. First look is a NO.

  • SistaT

    Those lips with that gown make me want to shriek.

  • Lex

    I can’t abide by red mixed with pink (or lavender) ever. Valentine colors belong solely on Valentines. Her pink accessories and lipstick make me die a little inside.

  • amaranth16

    That pink lipstick makes my eyes hurt.

  • OhSheila

    I just want her back in red hair. I know The Devil Wears Prada was forever ago, but red was what made her stand out.

  • Gatto Nero

    Look #1: *Might* have worked as a mini dress, without all that pointless sheer mess on the skirt and with a tougher shoe.
    Look #2: Too many reds/pinks, and a cat-ear bodice. Otherwise, not bad.

  • AnnaleighBelle

    I was going to have a meltdown and complain that she just had a baby, but I see it was in mid-February…so, I guess, about time she took of the baby weight? j/k I don’t know how people do it. I still have the baby fat from my 30-year-old.

  • Mink Carlyle

    It’s such a shame when beautiful people have no natural style.

  • http://armchairauthor.wordpress.com/ LesYeuxHiboux

    With the first look I was on board with the top, liking that textural pattern, then I got to the skirt and all I could see were tire-tracks. Cannot unsee.

    The second dress is killer, but how could anyone with eyes think that fuchsia lip looked good with it? Don’t get me started on the shoes.

  • Amel

    Oh dear, why did she turn a dress that deserves a good “got-DAAMN” into a Barbie impersonation. That clutch was more than enough pink for that look.

  • Michelle Gennari

    That black dress looks freakin’ uncomfortable. All wrapped up in plastic. Ugh.

  • agneS

    it’s weird, but i kinda like those three different pinks combined with red…

  • Accademia di Moda

    Loving the red Prada dress! Very edgy yet sophisticated… perfect for the Red Carpet!

  • Fordzo a.k.a. Fancy Mukluks

    Once again, I am duty bound to tell everyone that my bus driver from kindergarten to high school graduation, the irreplaceable Mavis, wore shocking pink lipstick every day and smoked Pall Malls. Every school day morning I was greeted by her fluorescent lips exhaling a puff of smoke into my face as she bellowed, “Good morning, kids!” My youngest brother says that she still said “kids”, even after it was just him climbing aboard every morning, and so we are all convinced she was at least partially blind.

    Long-story-short: day-glo pink lips make me feel sentimental. I think I shall go stalk my high school boyfriend on Facebook.