Sally Hawkins at the 2014 Film Independent Spirit Awards

Posted on March 02, 2014

Look, we’re all for the ladies wearing the prints on the red carpet. So many of them are scared to do so and that makes us sad. But we don’t care how pretty the print is, when you do this:

 

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You look like wallpaper. And because of the nature of this particular print, she looks like ’80s hotel wallpaper.

Come ON. Who sports a purse made out of the same material as the dress? Who does that? Aside from Barbie and little girls with crafty grandmothers, we mean. We might’ve accepted it if it was a tiny little clutch (not bloody likely, but go with us on this) that she kept tastefully hidden from view, but she’s strutting down that carpet waving a fabric calzone in front of her like it’s something to be excited about. It’s not, honey.

We feel bad. She looks so happy. Someone should’ve told her before she walked out the door. We blame her gays. Or lack of them, if that’s the case.

 

[Photo Credit: Juan Rico/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES]

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