Joe Jonas at the Urth Caffe in West Hollywood, California

Posted on March 07, 2014

First impression: He kind of looks like he’s starring in an updated West Side Story and is about to break into ballet at any second.

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Which means we’re obligated to love it. It’s a cute look on him. Nothing particularly new or earth-shattering about it, but he pulls it off well.

Joe, take items out of your front pocket if you see photographers heading your way. Just a little tip from us.




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  • E2_Remote

    Darn, for a secondI thought there would be photos further down of him snapping. That would have been fun!

  • MilaXX


  • sugarkane105

    When you’re a Jet, you’re a Jet all the way.

    • Lupe Torres-Cater

      From your first cigarette to your last dying day!!!

    • Rhonda Shore

      Definitely more Jet than Shark.

    • KinoEye

      Damnit, beat me to the punch. Exactly my reaction too.

  • Anna

    I swear, the next creep who calls me hoodlum…

  • alyce1213

    What are those pants — loose in the thigh and tight in the calf? Ew.

    • demidaemon

      My thoughts exactly. They have a very strange fit.

    • uprightcitizen

      Yeah. And they make him look shorter and thicker than he probably is. I’ve seen these around. Don’t get the appeal at all.

  • YousmelllikeAnnaWintour

    “When you’re a Jonas, you’re a Jonas all the way…”

  • Urth Caffe? Seriously? Anyway, be cool, boy.

    • 3boysful

      Real cool.

  • gabbilevy

    I could see him as Bernardo. (Better than — ugh — Harry Styles and Lea “Of Course” Michele in a Wicked movie… yuck)

    • Jessica Freeman

      Yuck to even trying to make it a movie. The stage version is the only version for me.

    • MikeW_Vegas

      Please tell them that this is NOT a thing that is happening. I will pray to the altars of St. Kristen and St Adele to make this NOT happen

      • Jessica Freeman

        Lea is a definite. Latest rumors is Harry is in.

        • MikeW_Vegas

          This makes me sad. Lea is NOT equal to Idina. (Glee duet aside)

  • AmeliaEve

    Joe, take items out of your front pocket if you see photographers heading your way.

    One of my husband’s favorite style quotes: “A man should have only one bulge in his trousers.”

    • KinoEye

      “Got a rocket in your pocket? Turn off the juice, boy!”

  • Ashleigh

    gay gay gay gay gay

  • acevedob

    My first thought: Wow he has a lot of hip for a white boy.

  • hughman

    I literally live a short 2 blocks from here and that place is a celebrity fuck-fest. That said, the “NYNY” shirt is a little desperately crying out for someone to notice he’s “different”.

    • JauntyJohn

      Ugh, that place is such a scene.

  • KinoEye

    When you’re a Jet you’re a Jet all the way, from your first cigarette to your last dying day!

  • teensmom99

    When I lived in LA 15 years ago, I would go to Urth cafe. Is it still a thing?

  • Jessica Freeman

    The fit on the pants is the strangest.

    • schadenfreudelicious

      indeed, makes him look rather pear shaped…

  • YousmelllikeAnnaWintour

    “Top of the day, Officer Krupke.”

  • kmk05

    Is it just me that is horrified by the fuzz on his face? It makes him look like a sleazy co-ed.

  • Trickytrisha

    Scuzzy facial hair indeed.

  • dumblesinwinter

    I can’t get over the fact that his mustache hair is black, but the hair on the sides of his mouth looks gingery. If you glance at it really quickly it almost looks like he was just eating something with barbecue sauce on it and didn’t wipe his face afterward.

  • Glam Dixie

    I will just say, Joe, those are not your pants. Send them off to some super skinny legged hipster dude. They do not flatter you, do the right thing and set them free.

  • Have a goatee or don’t.

  • cocohall

    I have no idea how old he is, but I don’t think he can do this look anymore. He needs some tailoring. He looks like he drove across the country in his car for three days straight. Rumpled. And needs a shave. That’s all I’m getting. ANd Yes, I’m fully aware that whatever I think probably doesn’t count as Mr. Jonas is many decades younger than I am. But I get the One Direction boys and why they are popular. I’ve never gotten the appeal of the Jonas Brothers.

  • Columbinia

    Okay, the silly purity ring is gone. But I need to know, Sharks or Jets? Come to think of it, Broadway might be his best next move.

    • Daisy Buchanan

      I think the loss of the purity ring followed the loss of the purity 😉

      • Columbinia

        Depends on what one thinks sex has to do with purity. And then there was his admission to a long, compromising lead up.

        • Daisy Buchanan

          Isn’t one of the brothers supposedly a junkie?

          For the record, I would always assume anyone wearing something called a purity ring would be kinkiest person in the room.

          • demidaemon

            Or the most insufferable.

          • Daisy Buchanan

            Touche 😉

  • JynxTheCat

    Perfectly adorable.

  • He’s a bit too young for me, but I think he’s delicious.

  • H3ff

    Was he the Cute One? I can’t remember.

    • OhSheila

      No. the buff one was the adorably cute one. Now he’s DAMN cute.

  • Alfred Cox

    Dem thighs…