Joe Jonas at the Urth Caffe in West Hollywood, California

Posted on March 07, 2014

First impression: He kind of looks like he’s starring in an updated West Side Story and is about to break into ballet at any second.

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Which means we’re obligated to love it. It’s a cute look on him. Nothing particularly new or earth-shattering about it, but he pulls it off well.

Joe, take items out of your front pocket if you see photographers heading your way. Just a little tip from us.

 

 

[Photo Credit: MOE/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES]

    • E2_Remote

      Darn, for a secondI thought there would be photos further down of him snapping. That would have been fun!

    • MilaXX

      bland

    • sugarkane105

      When you’re a Jet, you’re a Jet all the way.

      • Lupe Torres-Cater

        From your first cigarette to your last dying day!!!

      • Rhonda Shore

        Definitely more Jet than Shark.

      • KinoEye

        Damnit, beat me to the punch. Exactly my reaction too.

    • Anna

      I swear, the next creep who calls me hoodlum…

    • alyce1213

      What are those pants — loose in the thigh and tight in the calf? Ew.

      • demidaemon

        My thoughts exactly. They have a very strange fit.

      • uprightcitizen

        Yeah. And they make him look shorter and thicker than he probably is. I’ve seen these around. Don’t get the appeal at all.

    • YousmelllikeAnnaWintour

      “When you’re a Jonas, you’re a Jonas all the way…”

    • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ Alicia

      Urth Caffe? Seriously? Anyway, be cool, boy.

      • 3boysful

        Real cool.

    • gabbilevy

      I could see him as Bernardo. (Better than — ugh — Harry Styles and Lea “Of Course” Michele in a Wicked movie… yuck)

      • Jessica Freeman

        Yuck to even trying to make it a movie. The stage version is the only version for me.

      • MikeW_Vegas

        Please tell them that this is NOT a thing that is happening. I will pray to the altars of St. Kristen and St Adele to make this NOT happen

        • Jessica Freeman

          Lea is a definite. Latest rumors is Harry is in.

          • MikeW_Vegas

            This makes me sad. Lea is NOT equal to Idina. (Glee duet aside)

    • AmeliaEve

      Joe, take items out of your front pocket if you see photographers heading your way.

      One of my husband’s favorite style quotes: “A man should have only one bulge in his trousers.”

      • KinoEye

        “Got a rocket in your pocket? Turn off the juice, boy!”

    • Ashleigh

      gay gay gay gay gay

    • acevedob

      My first thought: Wow he has a lot of hip for a white boy.

    • hughman

      I literally live a short 2 blocks from here and that place is a celebrity fuck-fest. That said, the “NYNY” shirt is a little desperately crying out for someone to notice he’s “different”.

      • JauntyJohn

        Ugh, that place is such a scene.

    • KinoEye

      When you’re a Jet you’re a Jet all the way, from your first cigarette to your last dying day!

    • teensmom99

      When I lived in LA 15 years ago, I would go to Urth cafe. Is it still a thing?

    • Jessica Freeman

      The fit on the pants is the strangest.

      • schadenfreudelicious

        indeed, makes him look rather pear shaped…

    • YousmelllikeAnnaWintour

      “Top of the day, Officer Krupke.”

    • kmk05

      Is it just me that is horrified by the fuzz on his face? It makes him look like a sleazy co-ed.

    • Trickytrisha

      Scuzzy facial hair indeed.

    • dumblesinwinter

      I can’t get over the fact that his mustache hair is black, but the hair on the sides of his mouth looks gingery. If you glance at it really quickly it almost looks like he was just eating something with barbecue sauce on it and didn’t wipe his face afterward.

    • Glam Dixie

      I will just say, Joe, those are not your pants. Send them off to some super skinny legged hipster dude. They do not flatter you, do the right thing and set them free.

    • http://www.momforless.com/ Crystal

      Have a goatee or don’t.

    • cocohall

      I have no idea how old he is, but I don’t think he can do this look anymore. He needs some tailoring. He looks like he drove across the country in his car for three days straight. Rumpled. And needs a shave. That’s all I’m getting. ANd Yes, I’m fully aware that whatever I think probably doesn’t count as Mr. Jonas is many decades younger than I am. But I get the One Direction boys and why they are popular. I’ve never gotten the appeal of the Jonas Brothers.

    • Columbinia

      Okay, the silly purity ring is gone. But I need to know, Sharks or Jets? Come to think of it, Broadway might be his best next move.

      • Daisy Buchanan

        I think the loss of the purity ring followed the loss of the purity ;)

        • Columbinia

          Depends on what one thinks sex has to do with purity. And then there was his admission to a long, compromising lead up.

          • Daisy Buchanan

            Isn’t one of the brothers supposedly a junkie?

            For the record, I would always assume anyone wearing something called a purity ring would be kinkiest person in the room.

            • demidaemon

              Or the most insufferable.

            • Daisy Buchanan

              Touche ;)

    • JynxTheCat

      Perfectly adorable.

    • http://batman-news.com boweryboy

      He’s a bit too young for me, but I think he’s delicious.

    • H3ff

      Was he the Cute One? I can’t remember.

      • OhSheila

        No. the buff one was the adorably cute one. Now he’s DAMN cute.

    • Alfred Cox

      Dem thighs…