Yikes. Sometimes, you’ve just gotta go with the “sister-wife” joke, cliche though it may be.
To be fair, we think this is a very pretty dress. We just don’t think Sarah’s the gal who should be working it. Her looks and persona just don’t take this anywhere fun or chic. Instead it looks a little dowdy and serious on her. There’s no styling choice that’s gonna change that. A classic case of Girl, That’s Not Your Dress.
Sweetie, pack this up and send it off to J Lo, who’ll make it sing. You can keep the shoes and bag because there’s no way J Lo’s touching them. Let’s get you in something with a print, like a DVF or Herrera, pronto.
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