SARAH? STEP AWAY FROM THE MARC JACOBS DRESS SLOWLY. WE’RE RIGHT HERE, GIRL. WE’RE WAITING FOR YOU. GIVE US YOUR HAND. WE KNOW YOU CAN DO THIS.
SARAH? YOU HAVE TO DO THIS. DON’T BE SCARED. THERE’S STILL TIME.
Won’t someone please help us extricate this poor fashion victim from the wreckage? We’re afraid it’s going to go up in flames any second. Mainly because it deserves to burn.
Sweetie, we don’t care what they offered you to sit in the front row, you should have insisted on right of refusal when it came to picking out a dress.
On the other hand, this would have looked phenomenal as a costume on American Horror Story: Coven.
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