George Clooney at “The Monuments Men” UK Premiere

Posted on February 14, 2014

George, seriously. What are you doing?

George-Clooney-The-Monuments-Men-UK-Premiere-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-1George Clooney attends “The Monuments Men” UK Premiere at Odeon Leicester Square in London.







Regardless of what the temperatures have been in the greater London area this week (a factoid we’re far too lazy to look up at the moment because – and we admit this is the very last day we can use this excuse – we’re still tired from New York Fashion Week), that much bare chest (which you might want to reconsider, George, because it’s making you look a little sleazy and on the prowl) paired with a scarf and an overcoat just looks weird.

It looks like he has three undone buttons on that shirt. Come on, George. Leave that shit for your Lake Como house.




[Photo Credit: Landmark/PR Photos]

    • Josefina Madariaga Suárez

      He looks stupid showing cleavage between all that winterwear, and he looks like he’s freezing, which he deserves right now.

    • Dam_Angel

      Outfit matches his hair!

    • jw_ny

      scarf positioned like that just to show off his chest….ding ding ding….douche alert!

    • Diego!

      WTF is this? George, darling. That is NOT the way to wear a scarf. Second, if you are freezing, button up your shirt honey. You might get a cold. And you look chilled in the second pic.

    • Jessica Freeman

      Georgie, the point of a scarf is to cover your neck and chest with it. It is not to be used to show off your chest.

    • Tatiana Luján

      He did it again? Who did ever tell him that was a good idea?

    • MoHub

      I’m with you guys on this all the way. The bare chest with the winter wear just looks stupid.

    • filmcricket

      The Fug Girls mentioned Intern George was getting into his European period…

    • Kiltdntiltd

      I don’t mind the number of buttons undone, but if its cold pick one thing and own it. Open or closed, not both.

    • majorbedhead

      Oh, George. No, honey. Just no.

    • fringebenefit

      Agree 100%, TLo…he usually has better instincts…or a stylist with better instincts.

      • Jessica Freeman

        Um…usually. He does love dad jeans though.

        • Aurumgirl

          And here, he actually looks like my dad. He’s developing an aspect of “italian father”.

    • E2_Remote

      If not for that small peep of shirt under the coat, he would totally look like a flasher.

    • colleenjanel

      Now, I love me some George, and I normally don’t mind the unbuttoned shirts. But that ridiculous scarf, which is OBVIOUSLY tied in such a manner so as to call attention to is bare chest, is a douchey step too far. Very disgusted with George today. He will have to come to my house and cook me dinner in a well tailored tuxedo to make it up to me.

      • ChaquitaPhilly

        Oooh, Yeah!

    • latenac

      For this whole pole dance he’s been doing this. No one else at he premiere looked this cold. Even the other actors he forced to also have 3 buttons undone.

    • Lizzy

      I’m thinking he’s covering a hickey……

      • schadenfreudelicious

        Hopefully Lena’s taking notes….

      • Gayer Than Thou

        I actually wondered if perhaps he’s had his neck done and it hasn’t completely “settled” yet.

        • formerlyAnon

          That would explain the cinched up scarf, but not the cinched up scarf above more chest than anyone normal shows in the middle of winter.

      • colleenjanel

        Damn. He and I were hoping no one would notice. Sorry.
        (Clearly my overactive imagination is taking over again)

      • Suzanne Moore

        Or a recent neck/surgery scar…or maybe he’s just become self conscious of his neck. But he still feels confident about his chest, so he’s using the scarf as a distraction. Or, like the Fug Girls said, he’s just being European right now.

    • Danielle

      When is la Clooney NOT on the prowl though?

    • RussellH88

      He’s so visibly cold that I want to tell him to put his titties away.

    • bellafigura1

      “George, seriously. What are you doing?”

      Not caring? Resting on his megawatt smile? Thinking “It’s good to be king”?

    • foodycatAlicia


      • alyce1213

        At least he’s not flashing chain.

        • Alicia

          But he does seem to be wearing a very large watch!

          • alyce1213

            You changed your screen name? But . . . you’re famous now.

            • Alicia

              Haha! Yeah. I was thinking about it – the foodycat was for social media where I pimp my blog, and since I generally don’t do that here, I can’t be bothered. And it’s such a mouthful. But I kept the avatar so you know it’s me.

            • alyce1213

              I’ve got to check out your blog. OK I just did. Wow! Cassia smoked pork almost made me weep. I will now follow.
              I’m also a bit of a foody — a really dedicated amateur. I did work with pros for many years at the Food & Nutrition Dept at NYU (apart from nutritionists, we had chefs and restaurateurs teaching classes).
              Last night I had wild boar stew with red wine armagnac sauce at a nice little bistro. Yum.

            • Alicia

              That sounds amazing! I am also a dedicated amateur – but with no modesty at all I thought that pork was inspired.

    • Ginger

      It looks, to me, like grandpa was in his pajamas and had to run to the store to buy another bottle of hooch but didn’t want to get dressed so he threw on his overcoat and a scarf to be half-way presentable. Oh no, dear George. This is not the look you should be striving for. You are NOT half-drunk grandpa in need of hooch.

      • Monabel

        Can we be sure of that?

        • Ginger

          No…no we cannot.

      • Rand Ortega

        OMG. You bitches SLAY me!

        • Ginger

          I’ll be here until 4:30 CDT, then I’m out. Stay tuned…

    • Anna

      Matt and Luciana forgot about the premiere completely and George just doesn’t give a shit about this movie anymore. He’s there for the cocktails and to find a reality TV star for a Valentine’s weekend romp.

      • Fordzo a.k.a. Fancy Mukluks

        Matt and Luciana are off making another baby. How many do they have now? 8?

        • Anna

          Ha, I think it was mentioned on the Matt and Luciana post that they have 4.

    • Therese Bohn

      He should wear his scarf like Sherlock (Benedict Cumberbatch. His chest area looks so cold!

    • MissKimP

      Could George’s scarf be the equivalent of Madonna’s fingerless gloves? Is George not feeling good about his neck? Clearly he feels good about his chest.

    • Betsy

      The scarf looks silly but man, he’s like a fine wine. That face keeps getting more handsome.

    • MilaXX

      He’s been doing the same look in different colors on this press junket. I guess this is his attempt at casual. The thing is it doesn’t work in the winter and he’s looking silly going to all these cold weather locals. Button up George!

    • Sam Smith

      This is the second time that he has improperly deployed a scarf in the last couple of weeks. I’m starting to worry.

    • formerlyAnon

      A new stylist, or a new sweetie, either of which are exerting far too much influence?
      Nothing else makes sense.

    • Rand Ortega

      1st there was the elderly gay wind chime. What’s this? The elderly gay feminine hygiene product? I do so love this man, but moments like this makes me question his superstar status. What kind of world do we live in when Bruce Willis out dresses & out cools GC?

      • formerlyAnon

        I refuse to accept the reality of that last sentence. No. Just no.

    • Erica

      OK, yes, you’re right, of course. But he’s so pretty!

    • siriuslover

      kind of reminds me of young Italian students staying at hostels in London for a term abroad. And not in a good way.

    • Sally Stockwell Oshima

      No scarf on Clooney like that. Ever.

    • Janet B

      That coat deserves a bit more effort

    • lunchcoma

      What a waste of a perfectly nice coat and scarf.

    • Alyssa

      If it’s cold enough to wear a scarf, your shirt should be buttoned. Period.

    • ashtangajunkie

      I could forgive the scarf if I couldn’t see his chest. A Clooney misstep. What is the world coming to?

    • CPK1

      I know he looks stupid and sleazy but I can’t help myself, he is so devastatingly handsome..

    • Pennymac

      Ugh. Old porno guy vibe…

    • Daisy Walker

      Maybe he had a hot flash in the limo? Or a hot date?

    • Jacob Bowen

      Even though it looks kinda stupid, he’s on my ALWAYS LOVE list….so George Button up your shirt and grow that “Monuments Men” mustache back please?!?!? (PS. Monuments Men was VERY entertaining, and also has MATT DAMON…mmmm)

    • marlie

      George needs to save the chest for once he gets inside the event. This looks silly.

    • Carla_Charlton

      So glad you mentioned the skin showing — it looks so half-a***d. It reminds me of me throwing on a coat to take my kids to school — and I KNOW that’s half-a***d!

    • Stefanie Argudo Mackenzie

      Was there a fashion show showcasing how different designers would dress the homeless? WTF, George…

    • sleah_in_norcal

      this is leaning towards crazy old man. i’m just glad he has pants on, otherwise he’d look like a flasher. not attractive, george.

    • Cheryl

      Oh dear!! I like the scarf, the overcoat, and the shirt is probably absolutely fine, if it was BUTTONED UP! What the hell George, you, you of all people know better. Let this never happen again.

    • lamamu

      I think he thinks he’s working some Cary Grant realness circa To Catch a Thief.

      He’s not.

    • boweryboy

      Ridiculous. What’s going on in his head? Either he has a death wish or he’s doing research for a new role where the main character catches pneumonia.

    • colorjunky

      too much time in Italy apparently.

    • NYCGlamourpuss

      NO to the undone buttons and bare chest! NO! And with a scarf and a winter coat? For shame – he’s done much better than that!

    • RescueMe23

      I could give a rat’s ass what he’s wearing…just sit me down and show me his picture. That is all.

    • Jacqueline Wessel

      Oh George, take off that scarf, and the shirt, and the coat and you won’t be needing those pants either.

    • YourBaloneyDontGotNoSecondName

      I thought there was a rule about no skin below the scarf. Not even a tiny peek. Either button up the shirt, or wear the scarf around your shoulders.

    • cmb92191

      He has neck issues.. Barbara Billingsley wore her pearls, George wears the jacket. He could always take off the scarf and come over…

    • dorothea_brooke

      Mama must spank.

    • quiltrx

      George, Daniel Day Lewis called, and he said you’re doing it wrong. It’s much too late for you to go the arty-scarf route. Stick with what you know.

    • lillyvonschtupp

      It’s Clooney, damnit! Whatever he wants is perfect!

    • alliekat9090

      Ok if its cold enough to warrant a scarf why would one leave their shirt unbuttoned to mid chest? Is he a calypso singer now?

    • Sarah Caponigro

      I laughed out loud at the bare chest with the scarf. Hysterical.

    • icm

      aging before our eyes.

    • Clash D

      The neck cleavage is a No. NO NO NO.