2014 amfAR LA Inspiration Gala Red Carpet Rundown

Darlings, it was all very tasteful in a glam sort of way for the amfAR Inspiration Gala. The stars are always on their best behavior when it comes to amfAR galas, so we can’t bring ourselves to be bitchy. Or not too bitchy, anyway. But truly, these bitches really did bring their A game. Let’s go to the scroll:

Gwyneth Paltrow in Tom Ford Spring 2015
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Well, this all seems to be perfect.

One thing we’ve learned in our time as style bitches, it’s harder for the ladies to pull off the chic tuxedo look than we realized. You rarely ever see it done as impeccably as this.

January Jones in Tom Ford
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Enh, It works, for the most part. She looks like a flute of Champagne. We always get in trouble when we say this, but she could’ve used a bra.

Michelle Rodriguez
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 Whatever.

Eddie Redmayne in Tom Ford
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 Adorable.

Kat Dennings in Rubin Singer Fall 2014
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Old Hollywood glam perfection. You really can’t work that particular look any better than this. And she’s just about as perfect a person to execute as you’ll find. This may be a personal best for her.

Kelly Osbourne
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Sorry, Kelly. No one’s feeling clowns at the moment.

It is cute, though. It’s just that we keep expecting her to take off her mouth mask and start stabbing people.

Ashley Madekwe in Giorgio Armani Fall 2014
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Pretty, if a little underwhelming.

Alexander Ludwig in Dsquared2
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 That’ll do nicely.

Camilla Belle in Carolian Herrera Spring 2015
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She’s a bit young for such a First Lady look, but we can’t deny she looks very pretty. We just think someone like, say, Diane Lane would look so much more amazing styled exactly the same.

Dita Von Teese in Ulyana Sergeenko Spring 2014 Couture
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A little on the tacky side for her.

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 Is it 2035? Have we time-traveled into the future or something?

Great dress, but honey, rethink whatever’s going on above your neck. You’ve aged two decades overnight, dear.

Jesse Metcalfe
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Secret Service agent.

Kristin Davis in Monique Lhuillier Spring 2014
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 How very Charlotte York-Goldenblatt.

Lea Michele in Versace
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Of course.

[Photo Credit: Getty Images]

• Alexander Ludwig
• amfAR
• Ashley Madekwe
• Camilla Belle
• Carolina Herrera
• Dita Von Teese
• Dsquared2
• Eddie Redmayne
• Galas
• Giorgio Armani
• Gwyneth Paltrow
• January Jones
• Jesse Metcalfe
• Kat Dennings
• Kelly Osbourne
• Kristin Davis
• Lea Michele
• Michelle Rodriguez
• Monique Lhuillier
• Red Carpet
• Red Carpet Rundown
• Rose McGowan
• Rubin Singer
• Tom Ford
• Ulyana Sergeenko
• Versace