Timothée Chalamet, Saoirse Ronan, Florence Pugh, Greta Gerwig, and James Norton at the “Little Women” London Photocall

Posted on December 16, 2019

The pretty little cast of Little Women took to the rooftops as part of an ongoing international crime spree! Let’s judge their clothes!




Timothée Chalamet

Look, no one has enjoyed the Prince Timmée schtick as much as we have. We don’t mind if a guy gets a little precious with his style, especially if he’s doing the work of pushing boundaries and defying expectations. Having said that, we feel the need to share our short-hand exchange upon viewing this pic.

T: Man, you can just tell it’s coming, can’t you?

Lo: The backlash?

T: Yeah. J Law levels.

Lo: Totally.

We’re just saying. Looks like this won’t help.




Saoirse Ronan in Michael Kors Collection

A belted, short-sleeved, cable knit sweater over a long-sleeved, pussy-bow’d, polka dot romper sounds like a disaster, but strangely this look … narrowly avoids that. Look, we can’t completely sign off on such goofiness, but we have to admit, if you don’t think too much about what you’re looking at, it makes for a pretty dramatic look. Besides, “goofy” is kind of her brand.




Florence Pugh in Marco de Vincenzo

Her makeup looks really strange and this outfit doesn’t suit her from a proportional perspective. It’s making her look blocky and shorter than she is. And it does nothing in pictures. No drama or visual interest. Just a bunch of unflattering pieces and some odd headstyling.




Greta Gerwig in Paul Smith

We’re not a hundred percent on the shape of the jacket or the pants, but it’s a dramatically photogenic look in a great color for her.




James Norton

Do they have Home Depots in London? Because that’s a classic “Home Depot parking lot” sort of look. Put some damn effort in, sir. Your hotness demands it.




Guys, you look like total dorks next to these ladies.





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