Friday Leftovers for the Week of December 8th, 2019

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It’s Friday! Let’s get JUDGEY!

Alicia Keys in Prabal Gurung
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Oh, come ON. Why ruin a perfectly okay suit with those dumb things? We trust we don’t have to identify them.

Billie Eilish
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She’s doing her thing.

Billie Eilish in Prada
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It’s not our thing, but it doesn’t have to be. She’s working her way through a statement about who she is and who she’s willing to be for the public and we think all of that is healthy and the sign of a thoughtful artist. Does it look goofy as hell? Oh, yes. Do we applaud and support her in her goofy-as-hell efforts? 100%.

Camila Cabello in Raisa Vanessa
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This, on the other hand, is tragically silly and she looks like she’s modeling for one of those design contests sponsored by toilet paper. Also: Girl, those aren’t your sandals.

D’Arcy Carden in Azzi & Osta
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Miss D’arcy. We love you too much to linger on this. Let’s agree to never mention it again.

Dakota Fanning, Susan Kelechi Watson (in Giambattista Valli) and Tim Allen
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The colors of Dakota’s dress are hideous and Susan’s skirt hurts our feelings. He looks like he runs a strip club – but a real classy one – which is why it’s so tragic that Tim Allen is probably the best-dressed here.

Eddie Redmayne
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Leanin’ Eddie’s not Dancin’ Eddie! Look at him go! Do a jig for us, Eds! We love velvet suits – except when they’re the color of baby vomit.

Garcelle Beauvais
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Zebra print should be used sparingly, Garcelle.

Hunter Schafer in Burberry
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We know Mx. Hunter loves herself some quirky, boundary-pushing fashion. And we’re all for it, especially since she’s particularly well-suited to it. But we canNOT sign off on that skirt situation. The shoes are ugly. They might work better with pants, but that would negate the point and the bother of an ankle strap.

Jameela Jamil
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Save us from the scourge of satin. Please. Our children are dying.

Katy Perry in Dolce&Gabbana
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The hottest look at the 1999 MTV VMAs.

Kelly Rowland in Anna Kiki
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Abominable Snowwoman. How did this ever even make it past the first full-length mirror, let alone out the door?

Kevin Hart in Alexander McQueen
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Love it.

Lea Michele
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Why is everyone wearing fuzzy coats this week? She looks like she passed through a feral cat colony on the way here.

Lizzo
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Love the shape of the top, but not the color. And we don’t think the cuffing works at all.

Ming-Na Wen in Cavanagh Baker
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She came here with Katy Perry in a time machine from 1999.

Paula Patton in Gucci
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Hunh. You almost had us until we got to the ankles. This would’ve been much better as a wide-leg instead of a harem pant. Gold sandals are a good choice, but those are ugly. We’re really in a period of questionable women’s footwear design, aren’t we? Reminds us of 2010, when everyone was sporting those awful beartrap shoes.

Ryan Reynolds
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It’s the usual. It’s not bad, but it’s not good either. Passable. He’s resting on the hot.

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