Friday Leftovers for the Week of June 2nd, 2019

Posted on June 07, 2019

THE TIME HAS COME. No one has to lip sync for their life, but all of these folks do have to submit themselves to our driveby assessments of their mediocre style efforts. Why? We don’t make the rules, darlings. Oh, wait. Yes we do.

 

 

Amber Valetta in Alexander McQueen

It took us a minute to realize she was wearing a jacket and not a top tucked into her pants. We’re not sure the blocking works exactly, but it’s a sharp look.

 

 

Bebe Rexha

It’s not terrible, but we’re convinced she gets bad advice on how to dress her body. She’d have been so much better off with a tapered leg.

 

 

Brooke Shields Sachin & Babi

This is fun and we’re happy to see her mix things up but woman, that is not your hair.

 

 

Christina Aguilera

Oof. HONEY…

 

 

Debi Mazar in Carmen Acedo

This isn’t even our taste, but she looks stunning in it. What gorgeous colors for the red carpet.

 

 

Denzel Washington and Family

Can’t argue with any of that.

 

 

Hillary Swank in Azzedine Alaïa

Yikes.

To be fair, we’d be fine with it if the entire bodice was leather, with no cutouts.

 

 

Jane Krakowski in Giambattista Valli

No complaints here. She looks comfy, elegant, and fresh.

 

 

Justin Hartley

He is addicted to wearing the same goddamn blue ill-fitted suit.

 

 

 

Kota Eberhardt

Serving up that sci-fi/sexy realness that’s perfect for a superhero red carpet.

 

 

Michael B. Jordan

Personally, we think the suit’s way too businesslike for a polo match, but we appreciate how well he’s filling it out.

 

 

Michelle Pfeiffer in Giorgio Armani and Saint Laurent

Love it. If she wanted to do a full-on Edwardian-inspired Prince and the Revolution kind of style turn, she’d be perfect for it.

 

 

 

Paula Patton in Moschino

It’s a pretty great summer gown but that color is terrible.

 

 

Ricky Whittle

Oh no! He’s so swole he can’t button his teeny-tiny jacket!

 

 

 

Ruth Wilson in Erdem

This outfit must make a lot of noise when she walks.

 

 

The Jonas Brothers

They all dress like they’re heading to their after-school jobs or paper routes.

 

 

 

 

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