2014 British Fashion Awards Red Carpet Rundown

Posted on December 02, 2014

Darlings, the celebu-style on display at the British Fashion Awards was underwhelming, to say the least. It appears ugly sacks are all the rage over there at the moment.

 

Emma Watson in Christian Dior (coat) and Misha Nonoo (Jumpsuit)
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 No, dear. Not even you.

 

 

Anna Kendrick in Victoria Beckham
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 The matching metallic accessories bug the hell out of us, but she’s clean and put-together. Can’t hate.

 

Naomie Harris in Peter Pilotto
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 It’s DECEMBER.

And that print is pretty ugly.

 

 

David Beckham and Victoria Beckham (in Victoria Beckham)
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He looks fine. Whatever that is going on below her waist, it disturbs us. We’re getting pleats and satin. And we’re getting the whiff of wide-legged pant. Hold us.

 

 

Lily Allen in Vivienne Westwood
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The dress looks like she fashioned it out of her hotel room sheets and the accessories don’t go with anything else in the look. Also: the hair color’s doing her no favors.

 

Kylie Minogue in Stella McCartney
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Kylie, you are in a colorless sack and cheapass shoes. Your divahood is in serious danger at the moment.

 

 

Lana Del Rey
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 Eighties prom dress paired with seventies prom shoes.

 

 

Gwendoline Christie in Giles
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 Shapeless and unflattering.

 

 

Ashley Madekwe in Banana Republic
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Thank GOD. Someone with a little style. She’s giving us Bianca Jagger realness.

 

 

Harry Styles in Lanvin
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 And he’s just giving us straight-up Mick. They should have arrived together and made out all night.

 

 

 

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