Oh, HONEY. We realize you’re at a Target event, which isn’t exactly the Oscars red carpet, but still; this was not the way to go.
Did they force you into something from the sales rack, dear? You should sue.
It’s possible we could do something with the church organist’s blouse, like pairing it with some skinny jeans and a blazer, or a pencil skirt and killer heels. Even so, it’s not exactly fresh. There is nothing to be done with those pants except burn them in a ritualistic offering to the style gods. The shoes should be tossed into the sea.
Also: all of the jewelry choices look totally random. Like you dumped out your jewelry box and picked whatever wasn’t tangled up.
Basically, you just need to turn around, go home, and crack open a box of wine to forget all about this.
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