Kristen Stewart at the Chanel Fall 2014 Couture Show

Clearly, Kristen was all, “Damn, those bitches at the Dior show are getting to wear ALL the fucked up shit. I gotta snag me some of that.” Imaginary Kristen talks like a frat bro. We don’t know why.

Anyway, feeling the need, like any star would, to grab the spotlight and yank it in her direction, Kristen turned to Uncle Karl, batted her eyes (to the best of her ability) and asked him for the weirdest garment he could think of.

PinKristen Stewart attends the Chanel Fall 2014 couture show at Grand Palais in Paris, France in a Chanel Resort 2015 ensemble.

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And that’s the story of how the world’s first tripe pants were made.

So dazzled are we by this new and exciting direction both for fashion and for butchery, that we can’t really process the fact that she cut up one of our old 2xist undershirts and paired it with jewelry she made out of tin foil. We keep staring at the hair to come up with the appropriate bit o’ snark, but to be honest, we don’t mind it. It’s very “3rd year film major.”

And if you don’t know what tripe is, brace yourself before you google pictures. Start with the definition and then decide if you want to go further.

[Photo Credit: INFphoto.com, CHP/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES, Chanel]

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