Melissa? Sweetie, no.
The only thing we like here are the shoes. That robe-thing looks shapeless and cheap. The print is drab. The dropped crotch makes Jesus cry. The purse looks like some sort of tacky medieval weapon. Everything here (except the shoes) is wrong, Melissa. So very wrong. Even knowing how little the fashion industry serves women like you, it’s still nothing but bad choices, top to bottom. There are options other than clown pants and wearing a bathrobe on the street, hon. And whoever drilled it into your head that you had to stay away from bright colors is a person who doesn’t know what they’re talking about. Fuck the rules, you’ve got the coloring and the personality to rock some summertime brightness. Get off the gray, black and shapeless train.
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