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Julianne Moore Style Double Shot: Cannes Edition

Posted on May 20, 2014

Julianne starts the day off simply and cleanly, like a farmer’s wife or something:

PinJulianne Moore attends photo call for “Maps To The Stars” during the 67th Annual Cannes Film Festival in Cannes, France in a Nina Ricci dress paired with Christian Louboutin sandals.

Nina Ricci Fall 2014 Collection

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See? Exactly like a farmer’s wife. We’re so good with our analogies.

This is a pretty color and we like how cool and chic it all comes across, but the shape is awful. Either belt that thing or have it taken in. Not too crazy about the big sleeves, either. It’s like they couldn’t just make a pretty dress. They took a look at it and said “Hmmm. Let’s make the sleeves and the waist entirely disproportionate. That’ll totally make it fierce.”

Later that evening, Julianne went batshit crazy:

PinJulianne Moore attends the premiere of “Maps To The Stars” during the 67th Annual Cannes Film Festival in Cannes, France in a Chanel couture dress paired with Christian Louboutin sandals and Chopard jewelry.

PinChanel Spring 2014 Couture Collection

There’s a big part of us that thinks this is fabulously insane and that she’s exactly the lady who should be wearing this thing. Then there’s another, bitchier part of us that thinks she looks like she had this made out of the pullings from her dryer’s lint trap.