Will Arnett in Salvatore Ferragamo at the “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” Los Angeles Premiere

Posted on August 05, 2014

Oh, no. This makes us sad.

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If you’re man enough to wear a white suit, then you should be man enough to get the details exactly right. Will, may we refer you to the unlikely master of the white suit, Mr. Bruce Willis?

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Do you see how the fit on Bruce’s suit is impeccable; skimming and flattering his body without constricting it or looking scandalously tight? Do you see how his shirt is perfectly starched and pressed and how the simple addition of an undershirt helps to keep the placket from collapsing sloppily? Do you see how, when you’re wearing a white suit, it is of the UTMOST importance that your shoes look expensive, flawlessly polished, and appropriate to the style?

You have been schooled on style by Bruce Willis, Will Arnett. For shame. Also: lay off the bronzer. You’re persimmon-colored.

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews, Kazuki Hirata/PRPhotos.com]

    • RussellH88

      Come on!

      • Anna

        Ha, you beat me to it.

        • RussellH88

          I knew I had to comment first in order to make it.

          I wonder if his suit cost $3000.

          • conlakappa

            No, I heard it was… $6,000.

            • LJCdoc

              Every last one of you people is awesome.

          • Anna

            It started out at $3,000 but by the end of the night it was $6,300.

          • KateShouldBeWorking

            Slow clap, good sir; you are I’m a roll.

      • Capt. Renault

        He’s made a huge mistake.

        • RussellH88

          This suit is as Ann on the nose on Plain’s face.

          • MarandaGodbolteam

            I just >­OPEN NEXT TAB FOR MORE INFO AND HELP

    • Victor Beiramar Diniz

      luuurve the shoes though

      • Daisy Walker

        I think they look so cheap. Awful.

    • Sam Smith

      Besides the fact that he looks orange in several photos, this look does not make me sad. Also better shoe choice than Bruce.

    • Dino Bonačić

      I think you over-reacted. For Bruce, it’s the photo making the magic, but what bugs me with Will is THE TAN.
      He looks 10 years older in his close-up due to his tan.

      After seeing Megan Fox’s getups and this, I guess the Teenage Mutant Ninja is the tackiest film of 2014.

      • Wink

        Will’s Oompa Loompa tan is the biggest offense. I can live with the rest… even his cheesy mugging and finger-pointing.

      • demidaemon

        That may be a fair analysis.

    • Audrey Lee

      He looks very concerned about something. Maybe it’s the sudden realization that he DID get schooled by Willis.

      • demidaemon

        Or that this movie will likely blow up in his face.

    • @Biting Panda

      He seems like an ass. I’m glad Bruce Willis has kicked the shit out of him, in at least some way.

      • Kitten Mittons

        I think so, too. Are he and Amy P. still together? Because I always wanted better for her, even though I know nothing about him/them/their relationship.

        • NinaBoo

          Nope. That relationship ended quite a while ago.

          • Kitten Mittons

            Wheeee!
            Thanks for the update.

            • mlurve

              She is actually dating Nick Kroll now, who seems like a decent enough dude.

            • Kitten Mittons

              Ha! Ruxin? I do like him, but his character on The League is such a jerk, it’s jarring to hear someone say they think he’s nice. Well, he better treat Amy like a queen.

          • Musicologie

            Knowing NONE of the details of their private life, I side with Amy.

            • Juliette Wojciechowski

              Knowing NONE of the details, except that he left her while they had a 4 year old and a 2 year old – I absolutely side with Amy.

    • Anna

      “Yeah, like I’m going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit, COME ON.”

    • Jaeda Laurez

      He looks so slimy with that orange tan. Ye gods.

    • conlakappa

      He has wound up with better hairplugs/ranching than Willis had at that age.

      • Grumpy Girl

        To me, that fact just increases the case for “just be bald”–cause the Arnett hair is not lovely.

        • conlakappa

          Relative to how they were looking in the not-so-distant past, it’s an improvement [i.e., Muskrat Love used to run through my mind]. Perhaps he’s taking baby steps/must work through the stages of grief to finally accept the inevitable.

    • Kathy_Marlow

      I still cannot get over the perfection that is BRUCE WILLIS in that suit.

      • J.W.

        I’ll second that.

        • greymain

          third.

      • Denise Alden

        I know! I never tire of seeing that photo.

    • Beardslee

      White bucks are what’s needed here.

      • conlakappa

        On both gentlemen, I was thinking. Brown shoes with a white suit, no matter how expensive, just seem wrong.

        • Lower L

          I would actually love to see a cognac shoe with this ensemble.

    • ashtangajunkie

      Hellooooooooo, Bruce Willis.

    • Kim Elmore

      God I love him. LOVE. Adore. LOVE!!!

    • TrixieConQueso

      Oh diss the suit all ya want – I still have lust in my heart for the foxy, snarky, deep-voiced hilarious men like this… rawr.

    • J.W.

      He looks like a gigolo in San Tropez from a 60s movie…and the Gucci loafers are wrong.

      • YousmelllikeAnnaWintour

        George Hamilton vibe.

        • J.W.

          Exactly.

    • DeniseSchipani

      His mustache looks like the one my not-quite-teen has. You know, just a little fuzz you can see in a certain light.

    • MartyBellerMask

      Why do comics & comic actors always feel the need to be “on”? Like, just pose for the picture. You can be serious. No need for smirks and finger guns at every photo op. I think this is why Sudeikis seems to be doing well. He smiles and looks gentlemanly.

    • NBG

      Why is he orange? Did he get into Lea Michele’s tanner again?

    • FibonacciSequins

      I’m not sure if anyone in a white suit will ever measure up to Bruce Willis.

      I’d like to see Will do less lip-pursing and brow-furrowing. In that first shot, he looks like he’s imitating The Biebs, and that’s just not a good thing.

      • conlakappa

        Maybe it’s a Canadian thing?

    • Rhonda Shore

      The sloppily collapsing placket is the big problem here. ALso, Bruce’s pocket square adds just the right bit of panache.

    • conniemd

      Actually what bugs me is that you can see the outline of the pants pocket through the pants. Looks like the material was too thin?

      • TwiddlyStun

        I agree. Lining might help. I shudder to consider the rear view.

      • Janet B

        A skosh tight.

    • Lex

      He looks like GOB here. I like it just for that reason alone! It ain’t easy being white…

    • http://stylishsass.blogspot.com/ TAKippy

      Someone needs to be fired for giving him the ill-fitting version of Bruce’s suit. This is creeping toward pathetic.

    • dustinrhodes

      He and Amy Poehler’s whole marriage (RIP) may have been based around their unrepentant love of bronzer.

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/TheOctocornNetwork International Model

      I didn’t know Canada grew persimmons…

    • JauntyJohn

      “Welcome to Fantasy Island!”

      • Constant Reader

        ^^THIS.

      • decormaven

        Rich Corinthian leather….

    • kimmeister

      I never knew that undershirts actually help with the infrastructure of the shirt they’re under! I thought they were just to keep white shirts from looking transparent, or possibly for warmth. The things I learn here!

    • Skippymom1

      Although impeccable, Bruce Willis looks like what I would imagine Mr. Clean would on Date Night with Mrs. Clean.

    • ktr33

      I can’t help but have everlasting affection for him as Gob regardless of what nonsense he gets into.

    • I used to be fashionble

      Poor Will looks like an orderly, while Bruce, in that impeccable tailoring, looks breezy, almost Gatsby-esque.

    • MilaXX

      Will is like the skeevy cruise doctor from The Love Boat and Bruce is the hot guy who makes you want to date older guys.

      • Pennymac

        Yes!

    • Beto

      Why the orange? (love those shoes though)

    • traceyishere

      I think he looks good…not as good as Bruce but good.

    • boweryboy

      Is orange the new white?

    • decormaven

      A stylist tried to take a page out of Bruce Willis’ playbook. Big ol’ fail.

    • Jennifer Peters-Ahnberg

      Ugh – smarmy pants.

      • LJCdoc

        It’s as if he’s actually morphed into GOB Bluth.

    • Qitkat

      Mr. Roarke and Tattoo are deeply disappointed.

    • http://gabyrippling.tumblr.com/ Gaby

      Will Arnett’s lips used to not be the lightest part of his face. He looks like he’s wearing frosted lipstick.

    • ShaoLinKitten

      When I look at the close up of his face, the bronzer appears to be covering freckles. Am I seeing this right? My monitor is not the best.

    • gefeylich

      Yes. Arnett is not an old man, but the ill-fitting white suit, tacky shoes and orange skin make him look like every other geezer walking down Canon Drive. Willis, on the other hand, IS officially an old man, but what you focus on is the fit, crispness and obvious comfort of his ensemble. Whatever tan he has is natural, too. He wins.

    • Dan_In_NYC

      All the details are wrong with his look. The most egregious is that hair, which is not at all flattering on him. Even with that hairline, he could have a much more interesting style. And whether it’s true or not, one could argue this style looks pretty Hair Club for Men. I will concede that the orangeness of the skin probably has me thinking desperate aging man, as well.

    • Kimberlini

      A picky note that nonetheless drives me nuts (in a bad way): the buttons on the jacket are too high! Did he buy that suit in the boys department?!

    • marlie

      But Bruce Willis, though. That outfit STILL makes me happy.

    • ThaliaMenninger

      I think he made a huge mistake.

    • quiltrx

      His face is BIZARRE. That crap actually makes it look dirty. A mirror might have come in handy.

    • Sarah

      Bruce Willis has always been a class act.

    • CeeQ

      Orange skin! Super skinny pants! Cheap looking shoes! FINGER POINTING pose. It’s an avalanche of douche. I think he even sorta attempted the duck lips! BAAAAD.

    • kfizz

      And please lay off the GOB facial expressions. It’s awful.

    • demidaemon

      Excellent comparison teaching, uncles!

      Man, this whole poledance and movie is making me said, but this look on Will just makes me downright depressed.

    • OffToSeeHim

      He’s the new Persimmon Prince!

    • LibKat

      Poor boy. He tried to WITFU but fell far short of the Master.