Who Wore it Worst? Tyra Banks v. Kim Kardashian

Posted on August 21, 2014

Darlings, it’s a Battle for the Ages! A showdown completely devoid of taste, class or style! Two TITANS OF TACKY are facing off on the red carpet in a FUCKED-UP JUMPSUIT CAGE MATCH! It doesn’t matter who wins, because either way, humanity itself loses!

And T Lo would give ANYTHING for a decent Tilda Swinton picture right now! Where have you gone, Lupita Nyong’o? A nation turns its lonely eyes to you!


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God almighty, these bitches are heinous.



Tyra-Banks-Kim-Kardashian-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-Battle-Jumpsuits-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (2)Tyra Banks attends America’s Next Top Model Cycle 21 premiere party in Los Angeles, California in a custom Alon Livné jumpsuit.


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This woman fancies herself some sort of guru to fashion models. She can’t even put her hands on her hips and face a camera without pulling some totally goofy-ass facial expression that makes her look insane, constipated, or like someone just slapped her ass. Let’s face it: the zenith of her modeling career involved macrame bikinis and baby oil.

As for the jumpsuit, she looks like she was attacked by a gay white shark.


Please step into the next tent as our freak show continues!

Tyra-Banks-Kim-Kardashian-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-Battle-Jumpsuits-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (5)Kim Kardashian attends Cassandra Huysentruyt Grey’s Artist In Residence Donald Robertson event in Los Angeles, California in a Yiqing Yin jumpsuit from the Spring 2014 collection.

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We don’t even know what to say. Is that … nipple makeup? Is she actually wearing a jumpsuit that makes a woman’s entire midsection look like a slowly deflating balloon? And speaking of balloons, how did she get her tits to do that with no visible support? Why does the bust (such as it is) look like it was made out of strips of ripped fabric?  Why, God? Why is this happening?



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  • RussellH88

    Jesus did not die for this.

    • Noah

      I was trying to think of something witty to say but I was like, “Nope. That’s the definitive comment for this monstrosity worthy of hellfire.”

    • frannyprof

      Well, if recent film offerings are to be believed, “God’s Not Dead.”

      • histrogeek

        Whether or not that is true, Taste was brutally murdered here.

    • Julie Chase

      Smizing and nipple shadow. Satan be praised.

      • RussellH88

        Nipple make-up is only acceptable if it’s red and you’re wearing it in order to assault and threaten a pop star rapist.

        • muzan-e

          Leopard-skin mini optional.

        • Julie Chase

          I’m going to angrily throw some French fries now in honor of Nomi Malone.

    • Lisalady161

      *Laughing uproariously*

    • quiltrx

      And with that one sentence, Russell wins the internet for 8/31/14.
      I was starting to cry from the upset of whatever is going on with Kim’s boobs, and you brought the tears (of laughter!).

  • Funkykatt

    Geez, Kim is going to break those implants

    • schadenfreudelicious

      What exactly is happening there..did she have her implant inserted from the top on the one boob? Is that a scar/crease/titty contouring gone wrong?

      • Funkykatt

        Not sure what is going on there, they don’t look symmetrical either. Perhaps better photoshop is necessary.

      • Tina M.

        This is just a guess, but maybe after her baby she got some… updates done to get them to sit higher and now they’re terrifyingly misshapen?

      • Kristin McNamara

        Honestly, I think it’s like… a fold or dimple or something, caused from pulling her boobs UP so high, from underneath. Something on the interior of the breast cups is doing a lot more work than it appears from our perspective on the outside, if they’re being HELD in such a high position, but sometimes with large, let’s say “floppier” boobs, if you pull/fold them up from underneath like it seems Kim has, you can create that kind of crease on top.

    • Jeremy Thomas Porta

      I think someone attempted some kind of illusion with make-up and it just didn’t work. I believe there’s some kind of powder there.

  • alyce1213

    Oh my god, what am I looking at? I don’t even know. No words.
    Eta: Just looked again and noticed visible spanks on Kim. I feel more grounded now.

    • frannyprof

      Did you see the Fug Girls post about KK actually *wearing* a spanx top as a top? Can’t be unseen…

      • alyce1213

        Yes I did. Seems if she can’t be naked, she’s going to wear “clothes” that look like it. I think she wore that on a morning show.

      • CelandineM

        Saw it. It was pretty horrifying.

    • kimmeister

      I’m ashamed to admit that I scrolled up to look for the spanx, and still can’t find it.

      • Qitkat

        I think it’s the underglow of the white visible through the thigh area.

      • alyce1213

        First solo picture, right leg. There’s something light under the black that stops mid-thigh. Is she ever without spanx?

        • kimmeister

          Ah, I hadn’t realized the black fabric was so sheer, I had thought it was just shimmery fabric.

    • marlie

      The funny thing is, this pants on this outfit don’t necessarily call for spanx. I would have been relieved to NOT be wearing something like that for once.

    • macaroni

      You’d think she’d at least wear black ones. Certainly a Kardashian has some sort of flash-checking device at home.

      • Ann Greiner

        Black would show through much more distinctly than the ‘nude’.

  • Glam Dixie

    Well, uh, I will give them this much credit, these photos were really helpful for my diet. I now have NO desire to eat. Ever.

  • Janet B

    My eyes!

    At least Tyra appears to be wearing a bra.

  • DaringMiss

    The cut of the pants in both jumpsuits is incredibly unflattering – especially for women with substantial curves! How did neither woman look in the mirror and say “Is this a joke? You want me to wear this in public?”

    And I can’t even with Tyra’s visible bra…

    • marlie

      Right?! The visible bra just adds insult to injury.

      • MaryMcClelland

        Is that a bra or part of the atrocious jumpsuit? I have to stop looking it before I have a seizure. UGH

      • Little_Olive

        And that is a *designer’s* work.

      • Janet B

        I’d rather see her bra than no bra.

    • FuhUgh

      They both wore it badly. Kim wore it worse.

    • But it’s so easy to wear jumpsuits (says Nina Garcia)!!

    • YoungSally

      Both ladies look like they decided today was “backwards pants day”

  • unbornfawn

    This is a really hard decision…. they are both so awful for so many reasons. I have to say Kim’s is the worst. Babyheads and crazy crotch push it over. Tyra that hair? That lipstick? Did either of them look in a mirror before leaving? What went through their heads? Did they actually think they looked good?

    • alyce1213

      Is this a conundrum? I keep going back and forth and there’s no answer, they’re both worse.

      • frannyprof

        This is a conundrum wrapped in an enigma posing as high fashion.

    • Little_Olive

      We could also consider that Tyra is visible TRYING, like she suspects something is not quite right (maybe Jay drew those eyebrows in an effort to divert attention?); while Kim looks comfortable and content with her choice.

  • Carrie

    *curls up in a ball, crying*

  • Tyra’s makeup is terrible! Surely your contouring isn’t supposed to make you look like you have a beard?

    The jumpsuits are equally bad, but the pointy bit on Tyra’s just looks dangerous. She’ll have someone’s eye out.

    • alyce1213

      Awful, but at least she kept the contouring to her face. Kim’s body is visibly outlined.

    • Adrianna Grężak

      Oh my god you’re right! I can’t unsee the beard!

  • imperfectlaura

    The winners of this battle is Lady Gaga because she could stand next to these 2 and look like the stylish one of the bunch.

    • Introspective

      you wanna know who won? Satan won.

      only the devil is behind such an implosion of both style and common sense.

  • rkdgal

    Is Tyra’s even a jumpsuit? God help me, it looks like the top (whatever the fuck it is) is tucked into pants. If it’s separates, does that make it better or worse? Is the top actually one of Oksana Baiul’s old skating costumes? SO MANY QUESTIONS.

    • hyperionic

      Worse? Those look like some sensible business slacks. They don’t go with the top at all.

      • ccinnc

        “…sensible business slacks.” The 1980s want them back.

      • Eclectic Mayhem

        “sensible business slacks” worn backwards no less!

      • AlmostClassy

        I don’t know what black magic of tackiness is involved, but I’m pretty sure Tyra Banks shouldn’t look like she and I could be body twins as I’m 5’2 and pear-shaped and she’s very probably not…

    • Daisy Walker

      I had the same question about Kim’s. All I see are bib overalls, where the top half was left in the dryer too long. Also, titscrepancy.

  • BlairBear

    Is it wrong that I find pleasure in the fact that Kim Kardashian looks so terrible? If it is I will concede to being a wrong thinking person. I am going to go with Kim wearing it worst but because I hate her more. They both look terrible but at least Tyra is cracked out terrible whereas Kim is lower key cracked out terrible.

    • CelandineM

      What did we all do to deserve K KarTRASHian inflicted upon us? If someone can tell me, I will start a nonprofit dedicated to eradicating it.

      • frannyprof

        Maybe start an ice water bucket challenge? I’d be happy to be the first one to dump.

        • Anna

          Except instead of water, it should be a bucket of slime

          (Any BKs remember or familiar with You Can’t Do That on Television? It was a Canadian kids’ sketch comedy show, not sure if it aired in the States. Whenever someone said, “I don’t know,” they would get a bucket of slime dumped on them. I have a feeling Kim says, “I don’t know” a lot).

          • marlie

            I remember that show!

          • Anna

            Oh, cool! I thought the reference might be a bit obscure.

    • Sartorial_She

      It is not wrong; in fact, it is right. Also: you must be pleased quite a bit of the time as KK often looks terrible.

      • BlairBear

        I am! I would be more pleased if she joined a nunnery but until that day I’m glad she goes out looking like an acolyte of the goddess spanx smacked ass

        • marlie

          You know the second she set foot into a convent, the place would spontaneously combust.

          • BlairBear

            2 birds 1 silicone stone ?

    • butterflysunita

      They are both horrible but Tyra is so-bad-it’s-good. KK just hurts my eyes. My eyes cannot unsee this catastrophe.

  • Alyssa Ball

    In addition to the nipple makeup, I also appreciate what appears to be the ab makeup!

  • Kitten Mittons

    Tyra wins. Tyra always wins.
    THOSE FACIAL EXPRESSIONS ARE EPIC. You actually stop staring at the monstrosity she’s wearing for a brief second. How could a former model not know that those faces make her look insane?

    Plus, we’ve all seen Kim’s bewbs before. Old news.

    • Sarah

      Tyra knows she looks cray. She embraces the cray. She DEFINES cray. That’s why I think KK wins, because she thinks she looks Hawt.

      • martha jones

        This is my thinking as well. Tyra is trying something she knows is insane and is working it all the way. Kim thinks that is stylish. And she is so so so very wrong.

        • lunchcoma

          That was my impression too. Tyra knows she’s wearing a discarded costume from an old sci fi move, so she’s accessorizing and posing in an appropriately zany way. I don’t necessarily like it, but it’s making a statement.

          Kim thinks she’s wearing something glamorous and sexy, and I don’t think she could do intentionally goofy even if she wanted to.

        • I just wish Tyra realized they were taking full body shots – the face is intense, the rest of the body says, “Just gonna hang out and binge watch old episodes of Star Trek: TNG.”

      • alyce1213

        Kanye told her she looks Hawt.

      • Kitten Mittons

        This is a good point. I still have to go with Tyra. She shot for stylish, missed, knew it, played up the crazy for the cameras, and killed and ate a minion afterward as punishment. Punishment and a warning.

        I will reiterate that Kim areolas are nothing new, either. Tyra bra? Someone is paying for that right now.

        • Sarah

          I concede that she looks…bad, but my loyalty would never allow me to let KK and her Insufferable Udders win, even in an arbitrary vote. I hope Tyra at least enjoyed the minion, perhaps with some nice Chianti.

          • Kitten Mittons

            And some fava beans.

          • SierraDelta

            “Insufferable Udders” — Sarah, you are magnificent!

          • demidaemon

            I’m with you, Sarah!

          • Sarah

            I have to admit, this Monday’s premiere, which I was thinking would be close to insufferable, actually filled me with that particular ANTM brand of glee. Crazy ass Tyra, the return of Miss J, the weirdo newbie model wannabes – all is right with the world.

          • demidaemon

            Me too! Although I think Tyra is particularly evil for even making that poor girl with vitiligo think she has a chance (let’s be honest; no agency would ever take her), I do love Kelly Cutrone’s one woman mission to crush all douchebags’ egos under her witch shoes.

      • J-Ko

        I can’t help but smize over how bad she looks.

      • Glam Dixie

        Does anyone watch South Park? All I can think of when I see Kim is cartoon Kanye saying, “Bitch, how you not the hobbit again?”

        • ccinnc

          I just had to youtube that. Thanks for the many, many laughs … along with the LMAOs this thread is already giving me, it’s a pretty good afternoon at work. And btw, who are the freaking designers of those costumes up there?? (I wouldn’t want credit either.)

          • Glam Dixie

            One of my all time favorite episodes.

          • altermyego

            Can you tell me the name of the episode so I can look it up? If the BK’s like it I know I will too. Must see.

          • Glam Dixie

            The Hobbit is the name of the episode, it’s in full on YouTube. You won’t regret it.

          • marlie

            I was wondering who actually made these monstrosities as well. Someone needs to take responsibility for them.

        • Kitten Mittons

          Yes, I love fish sticks. No,I am not a gay fish.

          • Glam Dixie

            It’s not a pipe, it’s a personal humidifier!

          • Kitten Mittons

            “Man, get the f*ck outta here, you hobbit trivia bitch!”

        • Qitkat

          I’ve got to go find this. You guys are making my day!

        • The end of that episode makes me cry. Poor Wendy.

      • Little_Olive

        Typed the same before reading. Let’s please have them both over for tea. I think it’d be the best afternoon of fake-praising EVER.

      • Tyra’s face here reminds me of when she was being TyraBot. Or was it ModelBot? I don’t remember. It was the season of ANTM that I basically gave up.

    • Krista Nielsen

      Tyra IS insane. I say this as an avid (sadly) ANTM watcher and long time Tyra fan. Do yourself a favor and check our her Vines. She’s crossed over from goofy to should-be-committed.

      • Kitten Mittons

        Oh. My. Goodness. She has completely lost it. But I loved every minute. My favorite ride to Crazy Town.

  • NinjaCate

    Oh God. I read the caption and figured it was just regular TLo mocking, but no. This is… apocalyptically bad. Nothing could have prepared me for that atrocious side by side photo.

  • amanda lynn

    Tyra’s face. Ridiculous.

  • OffToSeeHim

    Tyra wins because at least she’s not busting out of hers all over. Bad, bad, BAD badness!

  • Jennifer Bober

    Words fail.

  • Sarah

    I’m going to go with Kim K for the worst because: Aureolas. Also, anything that looks like you were attacked by a gay shark is so bad it’s on its way back to good.

    • Grumpy Girl

      I concur. Tyra’s could actually be worked into a funny Halloween costume. But Kim’s just looks like shit, no matter what. Even if I thought of it as a “slutty K” Halloween costume, it’s still shitty looking.

      • Sarah

        It’s like a pair of designer waders. Which I sort of wish was the case. I’d love to see Kim noodling for catfish or mucking out a stall. Oh, wait – Paris and Nicole already did that shiz. It was mindnumbingly bad. Never mind.

        • Little_Olive

          “designer waders” has me shedding laughter tears over my keyboard.

  • MannahattaMamma

    the mind boggles.just boggles and then slowly explodes into a wrinkled mess, similar to Kim’s pants. Which is the only time ever that my mind and Kardashian trousers shall ever be linked. Horrors.

  • GeoDiva

    My eyes! My eyes! My eyes!

  • Froggae

    ANTM still exists? Has that show created any top models? The only contestant I can think of is the one who married Peter Brady.

    • alyce1213

      Eva Marcille (sp?) did some modeling and is now acting.

      • Sarah

        Yaya was in a few movies, too. And CarriDee of course likes to let you know there IS hope for plaque psoriasis.

        • Aidan B

          I thought that was her!

        • MilaXX

          Yaya is playing Whitney in the upcomig biopic that Angela Bassett produced.

          • Sarah

            Cool. I always liked her. I hope that the biopic is not crappy.

          • Introspective

            lifetime + biopic = crappy by default. but will still be tuning in to hatewatch the whitney flick

          • Sarah

            Oh, man. Yer right. I was unaware of the Lifetime aspect. Biography with Extra Cheese.

    • Kaonashi

      Fatima gets editorial work regularly. I always see her in magazines. And of course she didn’t win ANTM.

    • demidaemon

      It has, but not via the winners. And yes, it still exists, is epically crazy, and now has a message of crushing douchebag boys, which I heartily support.

  • alyce1213

    I wish there were shots from the back. Is that wrong?

    • formerlyAnon

      Well, it makes you a bit of a rubbernecker at the scene of the [fashion] disaster, but since we’re most of us exactly the same thing, I wouldn’t say it was wrong.

    • demidaemon

      It depends on how much you love your eyes.

  • Beth513

    At least Kim’s face and hair look good, so I guess Tyra wins this one? Of course, I don’t think anyone is looking above Kim’s neck, unless it’s to look away from the horror.

  • Agnes Gooch


    • FibonacciSequins

      I concur (love your name btw).

  • RoseJB

    I think my hatred for Tyra is stronger (having actually watched ANTM, and not the Kardashians) so I just can’t tolerate her stupid faces or her visible bra. I mean, surely that’s a mistake – right?

  • PostsYouCanDanceTo

    Tyra wore it worse, I think? If only because tall tyra manages to look stumpy and squat in hers.
    Also, tragic hair and makeup.

    On the other hand, kim has cubist boobs. Thats some archipenko levels of distorted female bodies.

  • marlie

    Dafuq? This much tacky has rendered me otherwise speechless.

    • RoseJB

      Dafuq is my new favourite word.

      • marlie

        I “heard” it from another bitter kitten a long time ago.

        • random_poster

          I heard my teenage niece recently say it under her breath, and patted myself on the back for being the only adult within hearing distance who understood what she said. I felt so empowered by the BKs.

  • sojourneryouth

    Can’t tell which is worse because the combination has liquified my brain. I am now convinced that enough concentrated bad fashion can actually kill!

  • annrr

    Tyra looks like she has 5 o’clock shadow. Are Kim’s nipples wearing make up?

  • conniemd

    There isn’t a less worse. There’s only bottom of the barrel hideously and ridiculously worst and worst.

  • frannyprof

    KK’s boob makeup is probably the results of fashion tape placement gone wrong. Why does this post make me deliriously happy and irrationally angry all at the same time?

    • demidaemon

      Because you have taste and enjoy seeing those without it raked over the flames.

  • NMMagpie

    These are without a doubt, some of the worst excuses for clothing I have ever seen. Kimmy should just commit and go without clothes 24/7 as this is really what she wants to do. In effect, it would render her less questionable in terms of taste level and intent.

    Tyra… I can’t even go there. Smize THIS.

  • AlisonS

    I need fashion eye bleach.

  • Agnes Gooch

    I wish I could be a fly on the wall when Anna Wintour sees this.

    • Imasewsure

      She will drool over it (in public anyway)… she put KK on her cover, remember???? She has to swim in that Koolaid forever now

  • Aidan B

    I’m doing my best Bernard Black impression and yelling “WHAT?!” repeatedly. In my head, though, because cubicle.
    Seriously, what is this fuckery?

    • I second your outraged, yet bemused Bernard, ‘what?!’ I wish that I could just go full Bernard at the moment, have a bottle of wine and drink these monstrosities away.

      • Aidan B

        I’ve got wine! Although I think it would take something significantly stronger to make me forget this train wreck. Oy.

        • It’s like a malevolent spirit, haunting my thoughts with its crapness.

  • Anna

    Why does Tyra have a piece of Sauron’s helmet stuck to her jumpsuit? The bottom half of it looks like it came from a Maitre D’ uniform from 1992.


  • empath

    kinda dizzied by K’s crazy-eye titscrepancy, T’s crazy eyed gay sharknado attack, and the saggy deflating balloons of the ladyparts areas of both.
    now I must lie down and hope I wake up in a universe where this does not exist

    • YousmelllikeAnnaWintour

      “Gay Sharknado Attack” — next on SyFy, lol.

      • kimmeister

        I would watch the crap out of that.

        • demidaemon

          It sounds like a really creepy porno.

  • myandyleigh

    Oh. My. God. I cannot honestly say which one is worse, they are both so heinous as to be beyond words. Nor would I want to declare one of them worse than the other for fear of being misconstrued as having found something less offensive about the other.

    Nipple makeup. If you have to wear nipple make-up then you are not wearing a piece of clothing that should be seen in public. And if you insist on wearing nipple makeup you should make damn sure it matches. Otherwise, what is the point?

    Tyra looks like she had a botox accident. Most of her face is immobile so she’s trying to smize herself into a stroke, and apparently her mouth is only capable of producing a snarl, and only on one side. And what’s with her make-up? She looks like she’s using real mud as foundation.

    My eyes. They burn.

    • but how, exactly, does that nipple makeup work? is she trying to erase and/or hide her nipples which are peeking out from her bodice in two entirely different locations? or are they painted on nipples which attempt to add some sexual allure to this cross-eyed look? in any case, when your tits look cross-eyed, you know you’re in trouble.

      • BayTampaBay

        Good question!!!! Inquiring minds want to know!

  • SherryN

    There are no words…

  • Dear God: I know I am a very lapsed Catholic, and haven’t set foot in any of Your many houses, except as a tourist, for many years. I acknowledge taking Your name in vain too many times to count. I have mocked You and even questioned Your existence, considering Your non-intervention in the many conflicts, disease outbreaks, natural disasters, economic meltdowns, and other incessant problems that plague the world You purport to have created. However, if You will consent to perform the (for You) very small miracle of removing the memory of having seen these photographs from my poor brain, I will henceforth tithe, return to Your fold, and make my husband do it, too. I’m begging you here, God. Thank You. Your suffering child, Ellen

    • empath

      I’ll light a perpetual votive candle…

    • alyce1213

      I’m not a believer, but even I invoked the name of God in my comment, because . . . oh God.

    • NDC_IPCentral

      I’m thinking, Ellen, that these pix are proof there is no “God,” because an “Almighty” would never, ever countenance these heinousities.

  • Kbear

    Well, they now have their Halloween costumes.

  • Stacy C

    WTF kind of tape are they using to literally PULL HER BOOBS up?!? Trust me.. the look of lifting your breasts to place into your bra before you snap it isn’t a good one! OAN, kuddos to that tape. EXTRA STRENGTH indeed.

    • kimmeister

      I think those suspender things must have underwire, er, sidewire in them. Or something.

    • Constant Reader

      I thought it was her coconut-cup implants showing.

  • mickiemonkey

    The kevlar pinkie shield did not protect Tyra from the shark attack.

  • shirab

    Tyra’s face looks like Carol Burnett as Norma Desmond.

    • YousmelllikeAnnaWintour

      “Is someone there, Max?”

  • MilaXX

    *scrape, scrape* Bottom has been hit.
    Come on September! We need the celebs to come out of hiding.

    • decormaven

      Amen and amen. Anything but this junk. I’m just celebrating the fact the dear uncles didn’t feature Kim K’s beige dress spotted over on Yahoo this a.m. Talk about taste issues…

  • ojosazules

    Kim wins. Hands down.

  • James

    Her tits are standing that way because they are so fake that the support is built in internally. This is all, all beyond hiddy.

  • Mary Elizabeth Poytinger Baume

    Please my dear gay uncles, make this stop. don’t you love me anymore?

  • Kent Roby

    They both put the ass in klass. Now excuse me while I projectile vomit everything I’ve eaten this week.

    • Anna

      I experienced my own version of that episode of Family Guy where they all keep throwing up.

  • Imasewsure

    I think you nailed it TLo… “Why, God? Why is this happening?” We’ve been bad somehow… and not in a good way apparently…

  • R.A.

    The good people over at the tit tape company are FRANTICALLY trying to figure out how to put a positive spin on this.

  • StelledelMare

    What. The. Hell.

  • marlie

    Is there some sort of underwire in the top of KK’s “outfit”? Because otherwise, there’s some weird voodoo magic going on. Also, I’ve spent way more time than I’d like (any) looking at a close-up picture of KK’s boobs.

    • alyce1213

      I’ve also spent too much time staring at Kim’s boobs here, trying to figure out what I’m looking at – nipple tape, makeup, contouring, titscrepancy. I just don’t know, but I have to stop.

      • marlie

        It’s like a car accident… you just can’t stop looking.

    • susan6

      Yeah, I’m trying to figure out if there’s some sort of mechanical device in that bodice, some sort of over the shoulder rig that hoists them up, maybe by clamping onto the nipple which would account for the weird (and asymmetric) indentations that….holy crap, why am I pondering Kim Kardashian’s chest area?

      • Sort of like those claw vending machines in games arcades, but they caught nipples instead of soft toys?

        • demidaemon


        • formerlyAnon

          I am obviously Not Right today. I just started snickering at my desk thinking “well, if there’s suddenly a run on private purchase of claw vending machines, we’ll know that Alicia officially invented a new variant on a Known Kink.”

          Like I said. Not Right to think it. Especially Not Right to be cracking myself up over it. I swear I am not on any new medication. Honest.

          • You may have just invoked internet rule 34, but I will NOT be googling to find out!

  • Miss wks

    Kim looks like she ran into Micky Mouse’s head at 200 mph….

    • Constant Reader

      I just snorted lemon-lime seltzer. And scared one of the cats. But we’re both okay! 🙂

  • Julie Chase

    Oh man, did I need this post today.

  • LibKat

    The horribleness of the Kardash boob bib cannot be understated, but any award must be given to Tyra. Because that bitch is crazy and she will fuck you up.

  • KinoEye

    Out of all the things to ponder here, the thing I keep wondering about is Kim’s nipple situation. Is it makeup, or are her areolas really that… pronounced? If so, why on earth did she think that was a thing we all wanted — nay, needed — to know? And I’m with the uncles — HOW are they defying gravity like that?

    Tyra… you keep doing you.

  • @Biting Panda

    “God almighty, these bitches are heinous.”

    What’s the next step up from ‘heinous’? Find that. Multiply by 10. Add Infinity.

  • 1carmelita

    Did Kim have that photo taken in a ladies room?

    • alyce1213

      Yeah, her voice sounds better in there.

      • 1carmelita

        It blends well with the sound of flushing.

  • RescueMe23

    Tyra looks disgusted and Kanye probably chose Kim’s jumpsuit…

  • HVM

    Is it just me or does it look like Kim not only spray painted on abs but what looks like nipples outside of her top?!

    • ccinnc

      Perhaps her nipples are so large that she had to apply makeup in order to give them the appearance of being modestly confined by that top.

  • snarkykitten

    Tyra looks like she got caught in a gay sharknado

  • Thomas

    Easily Kim. No contest

  • Chuck Barthelme

    Tyra wins for worst facial expression, though I suppose you can’t blame that on the clothes.

  • kirsten Walther

    Tyra’s looks like something from the original Star Trek series – the last show of the season, when they’d run out of money for costumes and had to make something out of what way lying around. There are simply no words to encompass the badness of Kim’s.

  • BeeBeauNYC

    Please let this be a new category of posts!!!

    • ccinnc

      YES YES YES! Except we might get tired of seeing KK all the time.

      • KendraMR

        That’s my fear as well because Kim K will always be featured on it

  • Jessica Freeman

    Are we voting on the most delusional? For these two we will need a lip synch off. That will be the deciding factor. And I think Tyra would take down KK with a TKO.

  • JenniferA

    I… just… wait… what???
    So much wrong all at once, but I am struck by how Kim’s is actually somehow more flattering to her body than Tyra’s is. What kind of a crazy mixed up world is this?

  • Violentcello

    What in the holy hell? Or unholy … I guess.

    It’s almost noon here and it’s still too early for this shit.

  • FrauKrissie

    Wait. Wait wait wait just a minute … If that’s nipple makeup on Kim … then that’s where hr nipple are?? If so, good Lord she has stolen the Botched Boob Job crown from Tara Reid! Whyyyyyyyyy would you wear something that doesn’t even cover your Frankennipples? “Nothing a little Dermablend can’t fix!”

    At least Tyra looks like she KNOW her outfit is batshit.

  • halleygee

    Tyra’s is just heinous – the jumpsuit, the hair/makeup, the expression – and Kim’s is just tacky and stupid. I like how her hair is covering one breast in the last shot to cover her uneven implants.

  • MarissaLG

    Tyra definitely wore it worse. They both look (and probably are) coo coo bananas crazy, but Kim’s body looks good, nipple makeup notwithstanding. I think Kim looks the way she wanted to look, which has to count for something.

  • MoHub

    Forget Tyra and Kim. I want to know what “designers” were responsible for these atrocities.

  • fringebenefit

    If Tyra didn’t have that look on her face–if she had a HELL YES look–she might have carried it off. On the other hand, Kim has that HELL YES look, and NO, she is not carrying anything off except absurdity.

  • Slutty painter

  • colleenjanel

    I think Tyra’s facial expression is intentional. She knows the outfit looks cuckoo crazy. She’s playing that up.

  • Vegas Girl

    Why are Kim’s breasts pointing in two different directions? I can’t even come up with words for this!

  • Denise Rambo

    Is Tyra auditioning to be Uzo Aduba’s stand-in on OITNB?

  • Shyla

    Oh God. How? What? I’m not up to this. Can we check none of the above?

  • Sara__B

    Tyra wore it worse. The outfits are both horrendous, but Kim’s standard mask-like facial expression and makeup looks better than Tyra’s crazy face.

  • frosty dufour

    Look at Tyra, she’s shmizing [sp] her little heart, isn’t she? Kim looks terrible, as always, but Tyra takes it

  • ShaoLinKitten

    The devil or the deep blue sea? It’s Kim’s wildly divergent areolae put her over the top. But damn, Tyra is giving some serious crazy face. Can we nuke both from orbit? It’s the only way to be sure.

    • ccinnc

      A quote from “Aliens” is absolutely appropriate here, thanks.

  • kimmeister

    I’m torn. On appearance alone, I’d say Tyra looks worse because I can’t with the visible bra cup and the insane facial expressions (plus Kim looks way better now that she’s back to brunette). But then I take into account the venue, and Kim’s is clearly more inappropriate because she appears to be at some sort of art event, while Tyra’s at a premiere party for a reality TV show.

    • marlie

      You’re right. It pains me to have to admit it, but from the neck up, Kim looks WAY better than Tyra. There’s all sorts of whatthefuckery from the neck down on both of them, but her hair and makeup are what saved Kim from being the worst of the worst.

      • formerlyAnon

        I hold that Kim can’t be saved from being the worse of the two by hair and makeup because the only way anyone is going to notice her face is if their eyes accidentally alight there during panicky gaze-aversion as the full horror of the ensemble sinks in.

  • Qitkat

    I hate to say it, but Tyra takes the fall for this one. It’s possibly the craziest I’ve ever seen her look. This post made me literally speechless for at least five minutes.

  • papillon

    They both look terrible but I think Kim’s outfit is the single most unflattering thing I have ever seen on another human being. It just defies logic that anyone could possibly think she looks good or like that thing ought to exist.

    But what is going on with Tyra’s make up? And her expressions? She looks stunned.

    • housefulofboys

      Maybe she just got a first glimpse of herself in a mirror…? It’s the only explanation I can think of.

  • ewa_pl

    Tyra wins for a weird black bra under white netting (why???). At least the Kardashian noticed the weird boob situation and had enough sense to use her hair strategically.

  • My only thought when I saw Kim K’s jumpsuit was “her poor boobs”. They look unhappy.

  • MaryMcClelland

    For once Tyra’s crazy eyes are appropriate. All of this is just so fucking crazy. SO FUCKING CRAZY. Plaintive “Why????”(s) is not descriptive enough.

  • amanda siegelson

    i think those discolourations are glue to hold that crap shit down… she looks like an idiot – but next to tyra, almost reasonable. almost.
    why do either of them exist?

  • Cele Deemer

    I didn’t mind the top on Tyra’s (much) but the bottom is hideous. Then I scrolled down to KK – and immediately was struck blind. ewwww

  • histrogeek

    15 thousand years of clothes wearing and designing to draw upon and this happens. Time to head back to the trees.

  • Wink

    Tyra ‘wins’ this freak show. Her make-up, wig and ‘smizing’ are completely bonkers. The trouser part of the jumpsuit is ill-fitting, and the shiny black piece at the top looks like a leftover car part.

  • Tyra looks like a Madame Tussauds wax figurine gone wrong.. shame! Even if both jumpsuits would fit perfectly, those getups are odd.

  • Tyra looks like ass. Kim looks like wrinkled ass. Kim loses. Or wins. However you’re scoring this.

  • Melanie

    you guys are on fire today!! FUCKED UP JUMPSUIT CAGE MATCH lololololololololol!!!

  • AlisonHendryx

    I’d give “Worst” to Tyra if only because from the neck up, Kim looks pretty good. Tyra looks insane from tip to toe.

  • M. H. Leader

    YIKES!! How/WHY would Tyra put on a garment that instantly added about 30 lbs. to her frame??? What misogynist designer did that???

    As for Khloe…I’d be willing to bet that the boobs are literally taped into place under that so-called bodice. And the weird circles on the boobs…if that’s nipple make-up, someone needs an anatomy lesson. Or maybe the K Klan really are space aliens coming to take over our world. (Beware! They’ve almost achieved their goal!!!)

    Weird and weirder. Khloe wins this smack-down as the WORST OF THE WORST. But she just barely edged out Tyra.

    Yikes. Double yikes. I think I need to retreat to my favorite TLounge and start an IV…

  • MM4321

    KK looks that naked German woman that Michael K features on his website . . .one and the same person, perhaps?

  • Herr Meier

    >how did she get her tits to do that with no visible support?

    i want to know too. her boobs are huge, so that is quite an accomplishment

    • holla

      it looks like there might be wires under the fabric in the “bodice”, otherwise the whole top would just be a shapeless mess instead of a “structured” mess.

  • Little_Olive

    “Let’s face it: the zenith of her modeling career involved macrame bikinis and baby oil”. Oh, TLo. How I love you.

  • Judy_J

    I’ve never had breast implants, so this is complete speculation on my part, but are those scars on Kim’s breasts? In any case, both jumpsuits are plain ugly, unflattering, and should be burned immediately. And I just now noticed the shiny black thing on Tyra’s jumpsuit is reflecting on her face, making it appear she has a 5 o’clock shadow. Not the look she was going for, I’m sure.

  • Tuneful54

    Sue Ellen Mischke (who wore a bra as a top) and Dim KarTrashian.

  • Gerry Coleman

    This is much harder than I thought it would be. I found it helped to separate out the clothes themselves from the overall (no pun intended) looks. Tyra’s custom (my God, if that’s custom, I’m happy to keep buying off the rack!) jumpsuit is like your unmedicated BiPolar friend in her manic cycle–a little over-the-top, sure, but if you have a couple drinks in you, mostly harmless fun. Kim’s jumpsuit, on the other hand, is in full-blown psychosis. When you pull back to reveal the total look, though, Kim somehow manages to look slightly less crazy.

  • Kirstin McAulay

    Referring to Kim… how can that little fabric result in a titscrepancy??

  • Angela_the_Librarian

    Ooh, this is tough. Tyra’s might have been a bit redeemable if you took away the sheer white panel. Still ugly, but not atrociously ugly. I don’t think there’s anything that could save Kim’s, so I guess her’s is technically worse :-p

  • kerryev

    I thought it was a dead heat until commenters pointed out the ab contouring makeup. Kim wins.

  • Jaeda Laurez

    Tyra, and it’s not close. One, the jumpsuit itself is indescribable. Seriously. if you were trying to explain to someone on the phone the fckery involved, you might be at a complete loss. Plus her makeup made her look like a gussied-up corpse. No.

  • Lilithcat

    And speaking of balloons, how did she get her tits to do that with no visible support?

    Simple. Those aren’t her tits. Fake tits don’t move. Fortunately, they also don’t feel. Because real tits would be screaming in agony.

    • Martha Anderson

      and dont come with 4 inch scar lines / creases


  • gingerella

    Tyra’s look is Barbarella from the waist up, and unfortunate 1990s business pantsuit from the waist down. Kim’s looks like a flight suit designed for a porn film.

  • evave2

    Can’t we give it to them both? They both look shitastic, and I have never used that word before here.

    • FibonacciSequins

      I simply cannot decide between the two of them. It has to be a tie.

  • Ginmaru

    My eyes, they burn!

  • FoxInSocks

    Gotta give it to Kardasahian. Her default facial expression (or lack thereof) makes her look like a tragically-costumed background figure in a sci-fi porno. Banks’ epic crazy eyes and accessories turn her equally hideous ensemble into a strangely fascinating performance piece. She has the Ed Wood of outfits.

  • Bernd

    I’m so glad I’m gay and don’t have to pretend that these abominations are hot

  • FibonacciSequins

    Thank you, TLo! (blows kisses)

    What the ever-loving fuck is going on with Kim’s boobies? Besides the way they’re levitating as if they weigh nothing, there are some weird indentations on the upper halves. I need help understanding this.

    Why? Is all I can say about Tyra’s outfit. Why call it a jumpsuit when it’s separates? Why have a cutout with a sheer panel positioned to show your nipple, and then wear a bra? Why wear a bra in a color that draws attention to this? Why is plastic ribbon glued to your shirt? Why is that plastic ribbon disappearing into your pants? WHY?

    • Folk Devil

      Everything you said. (PS. LOVE your screen name!)

  • titaness25

    I get the shock and horror, but to be honest, I ‘llow Kim K her sartorial experimentation. I just keep remembering how goddamn awful the media was to her while she was pregnant. Nofuckingbody wants to hear that they’re first cousin to Shamu whilst they’re percolating a human bean in their belly.

    So when I see stuff like this- admittedly awful clothing choices (and that much despised-middle part hairstyle) I just hear her thinking “I’m not Shamu- I am toned and therefore amazing so suck it!”. And I think…you do you, Kim K. But maybe you could do you with less waist-cutouts.

  • judybrowni

    It’s a tossup: I can never unsee either.

  • I just wrapped up a dance festival. These jumpsuits would have fit right in to the general theme of tacky-ass monokinis on display there.

  • PinkyK

    Ugh….can’t erase those images from my brain…

  • Kate4queen


  • Lex

    Slut Fest ’14

  • Andrea

    KK for the win. Excessive use of contouring powder on the body tipped the balance.

  • somebody blonde

    Tyra looks possessed. Seriously, what is that face?

  • Lisalady161

    Oh, this is all kinds of awesome. We need to make Thursday ‘Tacky Cage Match’ Day at TLo Central.

  • SandiK

    What is the greyish cuppy looking thing hanging out the bottom left tit on Tyra’s outfit? Is it part of a built-in bra trying to escape contact with it’s master, or is it part of the (using the term loosely) design? Voting Kim as tackiest because after seeing her dumpy hippage, for the first time in my life, I honestly feel sympathy for Kanye having to look at that at the end of a long day.

  • So much for the quote, “Not today, Satan! Not today!” Because clearly it is today.

  • SewingSiren

    Have we ever talked about dented Barbie boobs here? I don’t know what made me think about that, but I did.

  • Jangle57

    My eyes they are burning…. can’t unsee. They are both equally hideous. (she runs screaming from her computer…..)

  • Synnae

    I … I … I am lost for words. That is a lot of FUG, and shockingly I think Kim may be slightly less worse than Tara. Also in the first and second picture -all Kim’s face needs is a beard and she’d look exactly like Conchita Wurz. Only with dead eyes…

  • jen

    I…..I just….what? The fuck??

  • enchanted216

    Both are catastrophic. The Kardashian wore it worse. What am I seeing? Nippleage? Nippular area unevenness?

    • suzq

      Areola! She’s still breastfeeding, mebbe? They get big so the baby can find the nips.

  • Bill Craven

    Why? Why? I want to tear my eyes out now.

  • call_me_schmeg

    I don’t even know where to look.

  • Ashleigh

    two of the ugliest outfits I’ve EVER seen. Tyra’s “face” is ridiculous to boot.

  • KT

    Holy shit. This is all… just… hahahahahhahaa!!!

  • portlandmermaid

    Those creepy lips behind baggy, jumpsuited Kim. The whole thing is awful. What kind of mirrors do these women own that they think they look fine.

  • Kaytee


  • Granny panties

    I think Kim’s is uglier. I dig crazy eyes Tryra. Her look reminds me of the George Micheal video with the Thierry Mugler (I think) fashion show. ( but much less awesome). I remember taping that gem on video hits, must have been junior high. I recall telling my friends about the graduate (always dug the 60’s). Was trya even in that video ? it am trying to you tube it, but it keeps freezing. The song is called Too Funky and I should thank it for being the sound track for so many dance class warm ups.

  • Caaro3


  • nannypoo

    Tyra’s face looks like Betty Boop. And Kim looks desperate, as usual. So who wore it worse? It’s the battle of the titans.

  • Constant Reader

    I’m going with Kim wore it worse. It was a close one: Kim’s hair and face look gorgeous and Tyra’s hair and crazy eyes look awful. But from the neck down, Tyra looks merely batshit while Kim’s titscrepancy, body makeup, visible spanx, and terrifying nipples push her outfit into nightmare territory. Advantage: Kim. (Or maybe I mean disadvantage. I don’t even know any more.)

  • SugarSnap108

    A gay white shark would never do this.

  • Oh, please TLO, tell us what you really think about Tyra! 😉

  • Man Dala

    Tyra wore it worst. She looks like a cheap model of the fembot.

  • boweryboy

    Kim. It’s a no brainer. Everything she touches turns to tacky.

  • ThaliaMenninger

    Tyra looks like she’s starring in a spoof science fiction film where the whole point is to be as tacky and stupid as possible. You know, Mars Needs Men or something. But Kim… That’s just a whole ‘nother level of hideous and horrible and frightening. Brain bleach, if you please!

  • LeelaST

    Both are equally horrible although Kim “wins” because I get the feeling she actually thinks this is okay. The breast discoloration (?) looks like her areolae are peeking out – at unusual angles! YIKES! Tyra, aside from the goofy expression & ashy makeup, seems to be the victim of a deranged/disgruntled stylist. Why the exposed “bra” cup or whatever? Is that how it’s supposed to look, Alon Liviné?

  • Coco Chanel

    This manages to make TYRA BANKS look heavy. It’s a death trap

  • I wonder just how many stylists and photographers are angry at Tyra for basically taking all the credit for her success. I do like watching ANTM because I feel like it basically parodies itself – it’s a good stopgap for when RPDR isn’t on. Also because you can watch it on mute and do other work.

    Kim… is this the Kardashian version of overalls?

    • demidaemon

      It’s now like the Real World with pictures and challenges, but with a really bitchy PR lady and Tyra (who you never know if she has taken her meds or not) ruling as God. How could you not love it?

      • I pretend the bitchy PR lady is Michelle Visage off her meds, so it’s all gravy.

  • gitchygitchymama

    ruche’d camel toe. thank you mrs west.

  • dash1211

    The tie goes to the runner. Gad. They’re equally heinous.

  • Sherilyne Cox

    Tyra looks like she forgot the dance steps to “Time Warp.”

  • Sweet baby Jesus.

  • Shelby

    Oh my god. I just … What? WHAT? It’s not even that both are tacky. Both are hella unflattering! Gah!

  • Teresa Wyatt

    It needs to be said again, sweet baby Jesus.

  • Just Me

    You know who won? Me, because coming home after a shitty day, seeing these pictures and reading the comments made it ALL better. I love you people and I don’t know any one of you from a hole in the wall. The Bitter Kittens are a gift most days, but a blessing on days like I have been having lately. Thank you for the witty snark fronting kind souls. Now somebody make these women go home and burn these clothes!!

  • ktr33

    There’s so much to say, it just exhausts me. But for real: I was 1/2 convinced that in the first shot it was Tyra The Wax Figure.

  • TigerLaverada

    I think both of these ladies should demand refunds from their plastic surgeons, Tyra for the look of permanent surprise (or is that sursmize?) and Kim for the wonkiest boob implant job ever.

  • understateddiva

    best laugh I’ve had in quite a while! Why does Tyra have some sort of plexiglass coffee table art from 1987 attached to her torso?

  • musi_

    bahahah kim’s chest make up (?) is ludicrous.
    tyra’s stunned face = ‘ modelling ‘ ladies and gents. hahaha

  • GemFemme

    One’s crazy. One’s skanky. They’re both delusional twits.

    To me it looks like you can see the top of the implant in her left breast. They’re different heights too. And ugly.

  • formerlyAnon

    No contest. Hands down. Ms. Kim Kardashian wore it worse. She’s showing way more gratuitous skin and THE DAMN THING DOESN’T FIT HER BODY. It’s all rumply and wrinkly.

  • demidaemon

    It’s very close, mind you, with the extreme stumpifying and WTF of Tyra, but Kim K takes the win with fabric masquerading as nipplewear. Because Tyra may be tacky, but at least she knows not to give it all away, good God.

  • CatLady

    Kim Kardashian is wearing it worse. It looks really cheap and wrinkly, the cutout is stupid-looking and it’s doing weird things to her boobs.

  • SRQkitten

    Ok, voting is closed for the worst outfit of 2014. Kim takes the prize with months still left in the year.

  • Michelle Lim

    MY EYES ARE HURTING!!!! And Tyra’s suit was CUSTOM???!!!!

  • Trickytrisha

    What did Kim do… use invisible tape to lift her boobs? You know, like when you use the wrapping tape at Christmas and stick some under your nose and pull it up to your forehead?

  • elzatelzabelz

    KK’s is just trashy. At least Tyra tried.

  • Miranda

    Are you sure that’s a real Tyra and not a wax dummy?

  • dschubba

    Tie for last place

  • Kimberlini

    The spray tan contouring on Kim makes it look like her boobs have encapsulated. But the lower half of that jumpsuit is perhaps worse in terms of both design and.fit. Thank dog I don’t have a job where I need to tell someone they look fab when they really look like a fool.

    • Aunt Betty

      I think her breast implants HAVE encapsulated. But her face is looking less plastic.

  • Evil Edie

    Kim looks like she is wearing a breast plate. But not in a good way like you want.

  • Renaissance_Man_ATL

    KK-W is the worst. And her jumpsuit is awful too.

  • Susan Velazquez

    Tyra wore it worst because her makeup makes her look like a ghost. Kim’s face is pretty decent. I can’t stop staring at her bust–one day scientists will be able to understand how she defied gravity.

  • anyalama

    I don’t even know enough expletives to describe how these both make me feel.

  • DesertDweller79

    I guess Tyra “wins”. Wait, if the question is Who Wore it Worst?, then the Kardashian “wins”. Solely because Tyra’s is more visually interesting and fits better.

  • deech_sea

    Ugh! That was just unpleasant. The only thing nice I have to say is that the Tyra Banks jumpsuit reminds me of the “Liquid Sky” fashions, but with less color.

  • BuffaloBarbara

    They’re both horrible, but Kim is wearing it worse.

  • Modeniete

    M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E!!!
    (and now just try and unsee THAT….)

  • Columbinia

    Tyra wears it worse. Kim looks like a vaguely reasonable person who made a bad choice. Tyra looks like cray-cray wearing even worse cray-cray and all reason has left the building.

  • LambeeBaby

    Tyra looks like a demented Teletubby

  • jackieb133

    T and L, you make my day! I looooooove your snark.

  • Tee

    Thank you for speaking up when fashion crimes against humanity happen. Nipple makeup evil will continue if good people stay quiet. Back to the shadows airbrushed abdominals!

  • kt

    Let’s assume that by “bitches” you mean the outfits and not the women, they do both look awful, but waist down on kim k is oddly flattering. Those may be her pants. Also her stomach looks great, and that deserves props?

    • Alia

      its spray on abs

  • LC3203

    Nipple makeup? Is that a thing? Are people painting nipples where there aren’t any to look like a wardrobe malfunction?

  • altermyego

    Is Tyra wearing colored contacts that give her eyes a different shade of brown from her natural color?

  • Sara Brams-Miller

    Trya Banks is like a cartoon character. Ugh. All i can think right now is “SMIZE”

  • TLJezebel

    This is one of the seven signs of the apocalypse.

  • Ragrat

    Kevyn Aucoin is spinning his grave from that horrendous attempt at contouring.

  • AutumnInNY

    Both hideous beyond words. Try not to look at either image of these cows if you’ve recently had your lunch. You might be compelled to lose it.
    In KK’s case my question would be, why even bother with clothes? She’s so intent on shoving her grotesque, elephantine store bought body parts into any and every available camera lens within 100 miles that material seems kind of pointless. The world would be a much prettier place without her and her fame whore family IMHO.
    And Tyra. Just try and back away gracefully from the spotlight. You had your day. Make room for the next girl. Done & Done.

  • Pterodactyl111

    Tyra’s entire head looks … wrong.

  • Anathema_Device

    Kim wore it much much worse, not that I’m defending Tyra’s outfit at all.

  • LadyKateC

    Upon seeing Kim in her jumpsuit, my immediate reaction was that she did not breastfeed little North, because no woman’s breasts would still look like that if she had. On the other hand, surgury can probably do wonders.

  • Timothy Horton

    Looks like Mickey Mouse is attempting to suck on Kim’s Belly Button and Tyra’s failing diet has forced the use of lymphedema compression garments with defective stickum over the left breast whoa, I am really on the wrong site