We’re starting to think that theory we pulled out of our asses the other day is true: smart celebrities know that August is a dead month for star-sightings, so all they really need to to get their picture taken is pair a bunch of random items that absolutely don’t belong together and parade up and down the street modeling them. Bam. In Touch Weekly cover, bitches.
Just you wait. Before Labor Day, we’ll see Vanessa Hudgens carrying a Prada bag in Beverly Hills, dressed in a Gucci bikini top, Target yoga pants, and Chanel flip-flops. And nobody will think that’s weird.
She probably got to keep the boots just for doing this. Street modeling is the new streetwalking, darlings. The pay is much better and the work is a lot less sticky. We’ve got to start getting the boystars in on this action. We want to see Chris Pratt in a pair of Daisy Dukes walking down the street. We suppose with the boys, you’d have to promise them a car or something.
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