Prince Harry at Invictus Games Photocall

Posted on August 15, 2014

And now, your long overdue dose of Harry. Brace yourselves for the moneyshot.

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BAM.  Royal butt action. Those pants are otherwise tragic.

He’s losing his hair, isn’t he?




[Photo Credit: FameFlynetUK/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES, i-Images/PacificCoastNews]

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  • schadenfreudelicious

    Those Windsor hair loss genes are strong alas….

    • laura

      Here’s hoping George got Kate’s hair genes…

      • whaddami

        not according to his baby pics, he didn’t….

      • susan6

        Pa Middleton still has a full head of hair, so if this maternal line and skipping a generation thing is true, it bodes well for George.

    • lunchcoma

      Wouldn’t it be the Spencer genes that are to blame? If so, Baby George is relieved.

      • schadenfreudelicious

        I believe it’s a bit of a myth that the gene for hair loss is only carried on the mother’s side..i have read it can come from which case Princes Philip and Charles, well you know

        • oldscrumby

          It’s not so much a myth as an incomplete truth. If I remember correctly, male pattern baldness is believed to be linked into the sex chromosomes, and there is a particular gene on the x-chromosome that is the cause/a significant factor in the cause because women must have two recessive version of the gene to start balding themselves. But they do think that men pass it to their sons which implicates the Y chromosome, they just don’t know which gene is the culprit. I guess it’s safe to say if your dad is bald there is a chance you will be as well, but if all your maternal uncles are bald and your maternal grandma has thinning hair issues, you’re pretty much guaranteed.

          • kim bunchalastnames

            you look nice when you science.

          • Scoobydrew

            and here I thought the Middleton crack was a shot about Harry’s parentage. Once more proving what a horrible person I am…

          • oldscrumby

            Ha! I gave up on the Harrys-real-father? conspiracy a long time ago. There’s a point where the gene pool is so small everything just starts blurring together. He looks really English and thus like any number of really English men.

        • CT14

          He’s going to look exactly like Prince Philip

          • aurumgirl

            Yes. The resemblance has really been strong right from the beginning. Shape of the nose, shape of the head, the whole thing. I always wondered how people thought he could look like anyone else–since, to me, he’s like a young redheaded version of Charles. As he grows older, however, you can see his grandfather emerging.

      • ivfive

        Grandpa Chuck has a pretty good head of hair still. And, isn’t hair loss a gene from the mom’s side?

      • aurumgirl

        Well, both Spencer and Windsor genes are the problem on papa’s side…and Mom’s side looks like it might be safe (but we haven’t seen any of Kate’s mom’s male relatives to know for sure.

    • Sam Smith

      So sad, not that I don’t love a sexy bald man, since both he and his brother had such lovely hair. It is sad to me to see those ginger locks fall.

  • Anna

    Just shake ya (royal) rump.

  • Thomas

    I can’t tell if he’s losing it, but I watched a video on gingers and it takes longer for gingers to go gray, so I hope he keeps that glorious hair.

    • BLauDGaspode

      My gramps, who died unexpectedly at 75, still had his ginger hair. My dad (his son), had more gray hair.

    • Interesting – I know a few ginger boys who are past 40 with their hair colour intact, but the ginger girls I know were all absolutely grey before 30. One of them only just made it to 20!

  • kbshee

    Is it hot out there, or is it just Harry?

    • Sarah

      LOL! It’s definitely just Harry!

  • mlurve

    Harry’s royal butt is adorable but I also wanted to give credit to the older gentleman standing near him. His suit/tie color combo looks great!

  • ShaoLinKitten

    Is he… picking a wedgie?

  • bananafish

    Harry, marry me and let me dress you. It could be so much better.

  • alyce1213

    Now it’s Sausage Friday! I don’t mind the pants, they’re real guy pants and he looks good in them. I’d give that butt a pinch myself.

  • Wink

    Adorbs. But is his hair wet from product, sweat, or did he get out of the royal shower five minutes before this event?

    • “Royal shower” said anywhere near Harry just sounds really dirty.

      • Imasewsure

        Dirty in a good way of course….

  • higgledypiggledy

    I think you mean Royal Bum action. They have bums, over there.

  • ivfive

    Love that ginger boy. But, does he have freakishly small hands?

    • Thomas

      They look about average to me. It might be the angles. They’re definitely not big though.

      • ivfive

        I’m old enough to be his mom, so I won’t speculate further. I want him as a son-in-law…

  • Latin Buddy

    Evidently the Brits haven’t heard of propecia

  • Mrs. Julien

    His hair has that telltale fuzziness that precedes abandoning its owner.

  • Pennymac

    I’m just wild about Harry. (And apparently, his bum,too)

  • MilaXX

    Damn Windsor genes strike again. Let’s hope wee Georgie takes after his mum’s side of the family.

  • marlie

    Whether or not he’s losing his hair, he need a new ‘do. I don’t have the hots for him, but I think he’s totally adorable.

  • Ashleigh

    PROPECIA!! love his taste in footwear

  • FibonacciSequins

    Yes, he’s losing his hair. Not sure why he won’t groom what he has.

  • Joanne Abrams

    Damn, sorry to see Harry losing his hair as well. Is it Windsor genes, or does it come from Diana’s side of the family?

    • PastryGoddess

      It’s a Windsor gene, Diana’s brother has a full head of hair. poor thing

    • BobStPaul

      Actually, hair loss is dictated by the mother’s genes and it basically skips a generation.

  • Janet B

    Did his grandmother forbid her male offspring from wearing good looking pants?

    • quiltrx

      They do pretty consistently have pants problems, don’t they?

  • frannyprof

    My daughter just said, “Oh, yeah, baby!”

  • Bonnie Blue

    Oh no, not Harry too. The hair loss seems to be striking so early in that family. He & William both started losing hair in their 20’s.I think Prince Edward started early too. I haven’t seen any pix of Andrew lately but I think he still has his hair, and Charles does have coverage in the front at least. Maybe Harry will hang on to the hairline.

    • I wouldn’t say Prince Andrew has a luxurious head of hair, but he does have a pretty even coverage.

  • 1939or1348

    But wait…..he is PACKING (photo #1) non?

  • Kimbolina

    His hair always looks so… crispy.

  • BLauDGaspode

    Want his shoes for my mister.

  • Gina Mondzelewski Small

    Love him. He always looks so….naughty…

  • e jerry powell

    He shouldn’t be grabbing his own ass. That’s my job, and he can’t just put peasants out of work.

  • evave2

    We got the Habsburg chin and now the Windsor pate.

  • unbornfawn

    Thank you uncles.

  • Coco Chanel

    Oh hello grandpa. When did you start dressing like a drunk leperchaun

  • kfizz

    I LOLed.

  • Miss wks

    wow his eyes are close together….

  • gracedarling

    I… just don’t get it. Is he rough trade for the super dooper posh? Chavvy, sweary, flushed, a bit coarse, and dumb as a box of rocks?

    He does nothing for me physically, so I’m struggling to understand the appeal here.

    • formerlyAnon

      Not being a royal watcher and living in the U.S. I don’t really know what his personality/publicly presented personality or intelligence is. He’s completely not my type, but I see a sort of happy, uncomplicated healthy animal appeal to him.

    • Morrigan

      I don’t see the appeal either. He looks the wealthy Brit version of a frat dudebro. Plus he dressed up as a Nazi once.

    • Tuneful54

      There’s been controversy over whether Charles is his father. Look at pics comparing Harry to James Hewitt, and guess for yourself.

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  • formerlyAnon

    I must be getting really old. Every time I see him I think “it’s time for him to be getting on with having some babies.”

    He really does the “healthy, genial, young animal who lives life with enthusiasm,” well, doesn’t he? Wonder if he’ll decline into the middle age so many of those boyishly manly, games-playing, pint-knocking-back good-ol’-boys (Americanism, but don’t know the Brit equivalent) do – too much weight and too much enthusiasm transferred to sports teams and other symbols of past good times.

    Seems like that whole “royal with responsibilities” thing would short circuit that a bit. Though I imagine there’s a polo-playing upper crust equivalent.

    • Tuneful54

      Yeah, if he doesn’t watch it, he’s gonna become a middle-aged teenager. Ugh.

    • Being a younger son, and increasingly far from the throne, he definitely has the glory days option.

    • “Good old boys” could translate as lads? Lad culture is a thing. A pernicious thing involving binge drinking, sport and misogyny. He’s probably way too posh to be a lad, but I can’t think of anything else suitable.. chaps? blokes?

  • ktr33

    a mess. I don’t get the appeal at all. ever. and definitely not here. In the 1st pic he looks like a date rapist doing a perp walk.

  • MoHub

    “He’s losing his hair, isn’t he?”

    That was the first thing that came to mind. He’s definitely got the Windsor hair-loss gene, and his combover is extremely obvious. I just hope he doesn’t start looking Trump-esque.

  • WaterGhost

    The Windsor males keep on marrying hottie after hottie from outside the family (Diana, Kate), but the men in that family are just so unpleasant-looking. It must be all those inbred genes.

  • WaterGhost

    The Windsor males keep on marrying hottie after hottie from outside the family (Diana, Kate), but the men in that family are just so unpleasant-looking. It must be all those inbred genes.

  • AndieJay

    Keratin production is not a Windsor superpower.

  • Jaeda Laurez

    Totally losing his hair.

  • myristica_fragrans

    nope. i’m still good with haakon.

  • ThaliaMenninger

    My goodness, he looks like John McEnroe.

  • Xenophillia

    Yes, he’s losing his hair, just like his bro. The difference is that he can comb those curly locks down to cover the bald spot. If he combed his hair back, like William, he’d look like Bozo the Clown.

    • And they said he wasn’t a Windsor! 😀

      I just truly and sincerely hope he’s not above getting hair plugs. C’mon, Harry. You have a reputation and name to live up to. Do not go quietly into that bald pate. Rage, rage against the dying of the follicle. 🙁

      • kittentoes

        Minoxidil works.

  • Caaro3

    I just think he needs a MUCH, MUCH better haircut. But, wow, what a magnificent bod this prince has!

  • Lily

    That hair gel / product / mechanic’s grease is unfortunate.

  • AzSportsGirl

    Pop-Pop Pants.. GAH

  • webslice33

    he’s got a nice bulge too.. 🙂